the best-selling book on how to think funny, write funny, act funny, and get paid for it
with Mark Shatz
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ABOUT THE AUTHORS MEL HELITZER, a former Clio award-winning Madison Avenue ad agency president, is now a distinguished, award-winning journalism pro¬ fessor at Ohio University in Athens, Ohio. He was one of the first to teach humor writing at any university in the world. His course led to thepublica¬ tion of Comedy Writing Secrets in 1987, and the book is now the largest selling text on humor writing in the country. Helitzer has written humor for print and broadcast productions as well as comedy material for such stars as Sammy Davis, Jr., Shari Lewis, Art Linkletter, Ernie Kovacs, and presidential candidate Adlai Stevenson. Many of his students are now professional comedians or humorwriters for national publications. He is the author of seven books, including a bound-for-Broadway musical, Oh, Jackie! Her Father's Story. MARK A. SHATZ is professor of psychology at Ohio University, Zanesville. In addition to teaching humor writing, he has extensive inter¬ national experience as a teacher, speaker, and seminar leader on various topics such as motivation, death education, andinterpersonal communi¬ cation. Dr. Shatz has published numerous academic papers, including how to use humor to enhance instruction and learning. He is the author of KISSing Golf: The Keep It Simple (Stupid) Instructional Method, a humorous instructional book for beginning golfers.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Foreword Introduction PART I: THE BASICS OF HUMOR WRITING Chapter 1: The Importance of HumorWriting Chapter 2: Why We Laugh Chapter 3: The Recipe for Humor PART II: HUMOR WRITING T E C H N I Q U E S Chapter 4: POW: Play on Words Chapter 5: More POW: The Simple Truth and the Take-Off Chapter 6: POW Brainstorming Techniques Chapter 7: The Next Giant Step: Reverses Chapter 8: The Harmony of Paired Elements: Phrases, Words, Statistics, and Aphorisms Chapter 9: Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered:Triples ix 1
Chapter 10: Realism, Exaggeration, and Understatement Chapter 11: Funny Words and Foul Language PART III: WRITING HUMOR FOR SPECIFIC MARKETS
Chapter 12: Testing, Testing, One, Two, Three: Writing Humor for Speeches . . .199 Chapter 13: Stand-Up or Sit Down: Humor for Live Entertainers Chapter 14: Print...