Dialagos De Shrek 1

ENGLISH
Your breath stinks DONKEY - Uh, can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible! SHREK - Huh? Are you talkin' to---me? DONKEY - Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I just tell you that you was really great back there, man? Those guards they thought they was all of that. Then you showed up and, bam, they was trippin' over themselves like babes in thewoods. See, that-that...that really made me feel good to see that. SHREK - Oh, that's great. Really. DONKEY - Man... ...it's good to be free. SHREK - Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? DONKEY - But, uh...I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute, I got a great idea! I'll stick with you! DONKEY - You a mean, greenfightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us! DONKEY - Oh, wow! That was really scary! DONKEY - And, if you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause... you definitely need some Tic Tacs or somethin', 'cause your breath stinks! DONKEY - Man, you almost burned the hair out of my nose. Just like the time----and then Iate some rotten berries. Man, I had some strong gasses eekin' outta my butt that day. SHREK - Why are you following me?!

ESPAÑOL LATINOAMERICANO
Tu aliento apesta BURRO - ¿Puedo decirte algo? ¡Qué increíble reacción ante tal situación! ¡Fantástico! SHREK - ¿Estás hablando con… migo? BURRO - ¡Claro! ¡Hablaba contigo! Oyes, estuvistes enorme. Esos cuates me querían como burro de carga, perollegastes y “bam”, patitas pa qué las quiero. Se jueron de volada. Jué muy chistoso verlos correr. SHREK - ¡Genial! Que gusto. BURRO - ¡Ah! ¡Que “chido” ser libre! SHREK - ¡Ahora! Por qué no te vas A celebrar tu libertad con tus amigos, ¿mmm? BURRO - Es que.. ¡Yo no tengo amigos! Y no pienso ir al bosque yo solito. ¡Eh! Tengo una ideota. Me quedaré contigo. BURRO - ¡Tú eres verdederamente una máquinade pelea! Haremos pomada a cualquiera. BURRO - ¡Uy! ¡Guau! ¡Eso sí que asusta! BURRO - Y si el rugido no funciona, tu mal aliento, seguro los desmaya. Necesitas unas pastillitas de menta, porque ¡el hocico te apesta! BURRO - Tá grueso el tufo, como cuando me eché unas fresas podridas --- y ¡no hombre! Pa´inflar un zepelín con los gases que me salieron por detrás. SHREK - ¡Porqué estás siguiéndome!1

Making Waffles DONKEY - I guess... you don't, uh, entertain much, do you? SHREK - I like my privacy. DONKEY - You know, I do, too. That's another thing we have in common. Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face, you tryin' to give them a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence, you know.... DONKEY - Can I stay with you? SHREK - Uh...what? DONKEY-Can I stay with you, please? SHREK - Of course. DONKEY - Really? SHREK - No. DONKEY - Please! I don't want to go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak! Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together! You gotta let me stay! Please! Please! SHREK - Okay! Okay. But one night only. DONKEY - Oh, thank you! SHREK - What are you--? No! No! DONKEY - Ohh, this isgonna be fun. We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin'...I'm makin' waffles! The Muffin Man FARQUAAD That's enough! He's ready to talk. FARQUAAD - Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man! GINGERBREAD MAN - You're a monster!

Haciendo tamales BURRO - No creo que tengas muchos amigos, ¿o si? SHREK - ¡Me gusta mi privacidad! BURRO - ¡Ay, ami también! Es otra cosa que tenemos en común. Odio cuando alguien está dando lata; le echas indirectas y, como no entiende, pues no se va, y luego, el silencio. ¿a poco no? BURRO - ¿Puedo quedarme? SHREK - Ah… ¿qué? BURRO - ¿Puedo quedarme aquí? ¡Por fis! SHREK - Ah! Claro! BURRO - ¿De veras? SHREK - ¡No! BURRO - ¡Por favor! ¡No quiero regresar! ¡No sabes que “gacho” es que te consideren un...