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My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

The Name of the leg “smith”the name of the man

A manwalks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him."Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
a different dog
The man´s dog

Did you hear about theguy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.

Escuchaste sobre el chico cuyo lado izquierdo fue cortado?
El esta muy bien ahora.
No se entiende. Verdad?
La gracia aquies las palabras all right.
Left: izquierda
Right: Derecha, bien
All Right: Todo bien, todo derecho (este útltimo literalmente)
Normalmente se usa all right, para decir que esta todo bien.
Pero enel chiste el sentido se da palabra por palabra.
Ya no seria, él esta todo bien ahora, sino el es todo derecho ahora.



I keep my answers small and keep them near;Big questions bruised my mind but still I let
Small answers be a bulwark to my fear.

The huge abstractions I keep from the light;
Small things I handled and caressed and loved.
I let thestars assume the whole of night.

But the big answers clamoured to be moved
Into my life. Their great audacity
Shouted to be acknowledged and believed.

Even when all small answers build up toProtection of my spirit, I still hear
Big answers striving for their overthrow

And all the great conclusions coming near.
Elizabeth JenningsQUESTIONS


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