I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost howit feels about dogs.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Only two thingsare infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but someabuse the privilege.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't,either.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?
When youwant something really bad and you close your eyes and wish for it-- God's the guy who ignores you.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, everbe boring.
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Laugh a lot, and when you're older, all your wrinkles will be in the right places.
You don't stoplaughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand asingle word of what I am saying.”
Common sense is very uncommon
Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats
If it wasn't for dogs, some people would nevergo for a walk.
People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.