Frases

WARNING
This work is aimed at a mature audience, it contains themes that may offend people of different criteria. The objective of this work is nothing more than to entertain.
MECOBOY: Now that stupidity bought?
Darkar: Nothing more and nothing less than legend and ukulele melda time
MECOBOY: Original name must
Darkar: Well like you coming Mothers being worth, right? Corner two pesosChapultepec Park.
HADA: Hi, I'm a fairy and the day to come for your adventure conmien ..... aaaah!
Darkar: No Mam, this chingadera if pica
         (Two minutes ......................)
HADA: stupid animal Haber what you meant by hook or come with me or do the talking tree fucking throw you a rod for a .....
        (Fifteen minutes later ...................)
ARBOL: Oh finally arrived.
HADA: If dude and I'll have to pay extra because this idiot almost killed me.
Darkar: There actually motherfucker if a fucking talking tree.
ARBOL: Acercate boy
Darkar: You're not stupid, I'm shitting with fear
ARBOL: I eh chosen for an important mission, a malignant spider to stay at my prostate and I need to eitherdelete
Darkar: There motherfucker that disgust and because I?
ARBOL: Well because you're a undocumented
HADA: And that mamon
Darkar: And now, if you spent damn fucking stupid branch
ARBOL: Well you know or hostesses or call the damn forest migration I depart max to put you out of here to putazos
Darkar: Look asshole, even give me a gun a military flame throwers something here one basucsomething right scrubber
ARBOL: Well there's a vile wooden sword and a wooden shield black because the crisis is not fucking me for more
Darkar: Look AH asshole, it opens orale osico hurry that I have
ARBOL: No, I brushed my teeth so we have to enter my ass
Darkar: the fuck!
        (click inside the talking tree ................)
HADA: See that's the fucking prostate talking tree and that is themother who walks throwing their rubbish
ARAÑA: Okay all this can be fixed in a civilized manner if you could show an arrest warrant for me to ... ddhhh!
Darkar: fucking dies.
       (Outside the talking tree click)
ARBOL: Oh that's much better making this green fiber as tamarind, well no good.
MECOBOY: Both fart for that blowjob?
Darkar: If when you die asshole and you will not go to heavenbecause you have no soul and ... and ... stupid.
          (later ...)
MECOBOY: You've been almost a year and just as that game past the first level.
Darkar: And you're wearing a shitload more time being a fucking whore and nobody really said anything ah ..?
MECOBOY: Wey, ah forget it.
          (in the game ..)
Darkar: Well, then I'm out
ARBOL: Yes, but you're still an undocumented andthey'll get out of here
Darkar: WHAT? Wey Mam not help you do not be a bitch

ARBOL: You shut up, the only one that has a chance to fix immigration issues is the princess melda go find the castle and show the fiber in the form of tamarind have if it makes you stop.
Darkar: And now that fart earned her mother and me out of the forest
HADA: Well esque if you are illegal
Darkar: Well now what thefuck you because you follow me?
HADA: Oh nomas here to orearme
BUHO: Good morning young elf
Darkar: No Mam that all animals and plants pinches speak in this place or that?
HADA: Well, I think
BUHO: My name is Owl
Darkar: No.. seriously?
BUHO: its existence happens my dear elf?
Darkar: Ah ... that?
BUHO: That is what you say?
Darkar: Ah do not know where I can find the princess melda?BUHO: Of course I can take if you want to just take my feet and fly to the castle we jump the warm winds of the kingdom
Darkar: As you're not a kidnapper?
BUHO: WHAT?
         (twenty five minutes later ...)
Darkar: OUCH!
HADA: Oh that asshole
PRINCESA MELDA: Will it be ...? Arise brave knight shows your face .... Aahh no bone was told it would be a blue-eyed blond, not a...