Click on the up/plus button if you should be doing some kind of homework right now. Click on the down/minus button, if you actually don'thave any homework...haha, yeah right.
Writing a TOK essay is like being constipated. It hurts like hell and you produce crap very slowly.
Fuck IB, I'mgoing to Hogwarts
IB pickup line:
Baby, I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
When an IBCoordinator says "Jump!" an IB freshmen asks "How high?"
Two years later the IB Coordinator says "Jump!" and the IB Junior asks "Where's the nearest cliff?"Frustrated IB Student: You know what? I don't want to wear a normal graduation cap when i graduate. I want a freaking tiara.
I used to have a life. ThenI started cheating on it with IB, and me and life got a divorce.
In IB we don't believe in miracles... We rely on them!
Only in IB can you bullshita 10 page commentary on a poem less than 10 words.
IB Courses: $2400
Exam Retakes: $600
Graphing Display Calculator: $120
English Books/Plays: $50School Supplies: $100
TOK teaching you it was all for nothing: PRICELESS
If you think you're doing the IB, you're wrong. The IB's doing you.