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What nationality was Jesus? 

There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil a lot.
But then there were 3 equally goodarguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesuswas Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a 
WOMAN:
1. Had to feed a crowdat a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. Kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when dead, had to get up because there was more work to do.¿Qué nacionalidad era Jesús? Había 3 discusiones igualmente buenas que Jesús era negro: 1. Él llamó cada uno " brother" 2. Él tuvo gusto del evangelio. 3. Él couldn' t consigue un juicio justo. Peropor otra parte había 3 discusiones igualmente buenas que Jesús era judío: 1. Él entró su negocio de los padres. 2. Él vivió en el país hasta que él fuera 33. 3. Él estaba seguro su madre era una virgeny su madre estaba segura que él era dios. Pero por otra parte había 3 discusiones igualmente buenas que Jesús era italiano: 1. Él habló con sus manos. 2. Él comía el vino con cada comida. 3. Élutilizó el aceite de oliva mucho. Pero por otra parte había 3 discusiones igualmente buenas que Jesús era un Californian: 1. Él nunca cortó su pelo. 2. Él dio une vuelta descalzo todo el tiempo. 3. Él...
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