Mardy bum

Now then Mardy Bum
I see your frown
And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes off
And out come all these wordsOh there's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefer

It's one that laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchenYeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today whenyou're all argumentative
And you've got the face on

Well now then Mardy Bum
Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I
I thought as muchCause you turned over there
Pulling that silent disappointment face
The one that I can't bear

Can't we laugh and joke aroundRemember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That ona day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on

Yeah I'm sorry I was late
But I missed the train
Andthen the traffic was a state
And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate
That reoccurs ,oh when you say I don't care
But of courseI do, yeah I clearly do!

So laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it wasup, up and away
Still it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on