CAST: 4 space explorers and 1+ aliens (any gender)
A couple of space explorers, Captain and Commander, are sitting relaxed among the rocks looking attheir electronic devices taking and recording readings. A couple of other space explorers, Cadet and Grunt, run past behind them yelling/screaming being chased by strange aliens. Captain andCommander look at each other and shrug. Aliens run back across with Grunt and Cadet chasing them.
Care for some tea, Commander?
Why yes, Captain. That would be lovely.
Captain poursCommander some tea. Alien runs by and knocks it from the Captain's hand and leaves. Cadet and Grunt chase alien.
I vote for sub-intelligent life forms.
CAPTAINNoted. They do appear to be quite savage.
Grunt and Cadet bring in one of the aliens they've captured.
Yee-haw! We got one!
On your knees, maggot!
Grunt forces alien on to its knees infront of the Commander and Captain. Commander waves a device in front of it.
Scanning... imaging... OH!
What is it?
Special alert from the Inter-galactic shoppingnetwork. That new phase scanner is 50% off this week.
Explorers gather around Commander. Alien sneaks off during following.
Buy it! Buy it!
I love this new app. Makespurchasing so much easier. The deals I'm finding are amazing.
Uh... which one of you was watching the alien?
Cadet and Grunt look at each other. Grunt punches Cadet.
I'm an officer. You're supposed to listen to me.
You're like 12. How did you get in officer training?
I was on this colony ship and impressed one of the Space Explorerswith my incredible intelligence.
And it doesn't hurt that your father is an Admiral.
I'm so reporting you.
Cadet and Grunt run after alien....