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Luis Javier Ortega Martínez. 2BG BIL. Reading and writing.
If I were a girl.
Day1:
Today I had a nightmare, I was going to go to the school dance with a beautiful blue dress,when suddenly my ex-boyfriend showed up with a super-hot slut, who apparently was his girlfriend and something that looked like chocolate fell all over my dress. It was the most horrible dream I’veever had.
I had the most delicious breakfast, a chocolate muffin. I wish I haven´t eat that, now I’ll have to go to the gym and kill myself there to fit in the dress I’m looking for my school danceand be hot for David <3, the one I’m in love with, but he is always with that fu**ing bitch of Carmen, the cheerleader. I must find the perfect dress, the one of my dreams and be like the hottestgirl in school to make David <3 fall in love with me.
Day 2:
Today I visited like ten stores and no one had my fu**ing dress, I want to cry. My mom is the worst, she has always the fault ofeverything, I wanted to go to “Forever 21”, but she said that store is expensive, that we better shall go to “C and A”. She is so mean.
Day 3:
OMG! I just seen the most beautiful dress I’ve ever seen! Isaw it at the “H and M” store, and the good part is that IT IS ON SALE!!! I’m on my way with my mom to see if that dress is the chosen one. I hope it is.
Holly sh*T! It actually fit perfectly, my momdecided to buy it to me, but I have to make favors to her in return. When we were walking to our car, some douchebags were seeing my ass and my boobs like idiots. I wanted to kick them in the nuts, butI decided to go away.
Day 4 (The final one):
Today is the day of the truth, I’m going to go to the dance and David <3 will be all mine. Well, wish me luck!!
Hell! I have the worst hangoverI’ve ever had in my life. This morning I not even know where my cellphone is. I have my new shoes smelling like shit and a part of my dress is missing, my makeup is all dripped. David is an asshole, he...