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Publicado: 27 de febrero de 2013
Article 1: Bros before hoes:
The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a men and a women because on average men are stronger than women that’s just science.
* Didyou know?
That article number one can trace its genesis all the way back to genesis? No not the Peter Gabriel Phil Collins pop triad but the biblical book.
The discovery of the Dead Seascrolls has unearthed a once lost passage that documents the earliest infringement of the Bro Code.
Book of Barnabas – Chapter one – Verse one
And everything of need was provided in thegarden; fruit, water, companionship. But one day Adam came upon a naked chick, eve and desired her olive leaf, and so Adam went behind the apple tree to know Eve totally dishing he’s broPhil who had Knicks tickets, courtside.
Long story short, human kind became self-aware, paradise was lost and well we all know what happened to the Knicks.
Article 2: BroStupidity
A Brois always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.
NOTE:
Had Butch Cassidy come charging out of the cabin alone people would have been like,“Dude, come on”. If only one Spanish dude decided to run down the street in front of a bunch of angry bulls, people would have been like, “Dude, come on”. If only Tommy Lee had worn eyeliner inthe early days of Motley Crue, people would have been like, “Lady, come on”.
The license to be stupid is why we have Bros in the first place.
Article 3: German Bropard
If a Brogets a dog it must be as tall as his knee when full-grown.
Bros are entitled to name their dogs after a Bro for either honoring the dog with a great BroName or making fun of said Bro byconstantly comparing him with a dog.
COROLLARY:
Naming a lapdog after a pro wrestler or a character from a Steve McQueen movie does not absolve a Bro from the spirit of this article.
The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a men and a women because on average men are stronger than women that’s just science.
* Didyou know?
That article number one can trace its genesis all the way back to genesis? No not the Peter Gabriel Phil Collins pop triad but the biblical book.
The discovery of the Dead Seascrolls has unearthed a once lost passage that documents the earliest infringement of the Bro Code.
Book of Barnabas – Chapter one – Verse one
And everything of need was provided in thegarden; fruit, water, companionship. But one day Adam came upon a naked chick, eve and desired her olive leaf, and so Adam went behind the apple tree to know Eve totally dishing he’s broPhil who had Knicks tickets, courtside.
Long story short, human kind became self-aware, paradise was lost and well we all know what happened to the Knicks.
Article 2: BroStupidity
A Brois always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.
NOTE:
Had Butch Cassidy come charging out of the cabin alone people would have been like,“Dude, come on”. If only one Spanish dude decided to run down the street in front of a bunch of angry bulls, people would have been like, “Dude, come on”. If only Tommy Lee had worn eyeliner inthe early days of Motley Crue, people would have been like, “Lady, come on”.
The license to be stupid is why we have Bros in the first place.
Article 3: German Bropard
If a Brogets a dog it must be as tall as his knee when full-grown.
Bros are entitled to name their dogs after a Bro for either honoring the dog with a great BroName or making fun of said Bro byconstantly comparing him with a dog.
COROLLARY:
Naming a lapdog after a pro wrestler or a character from a Steve McQueen movie does not absolve a Bro from the spirit of this article.
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