100 Reglas De /B/

The 100 Rules of Internet
Do not talk about /b/
Do NOT talk about /b/
We are Anonymous.
Anonymous is legion.
Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
Anonymous can be horrible,senseless, uncaring monster.
Anonymous is still able to deliver.
There are no real rules about posting.
There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
If you enjoy any rival sites— DON'T.
You must have pictures to prove your statement.
Lurk moar — it's never enough.
Nothing is Sacred.
Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
The more beautiful and pure a thingis, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
There are NO girls on the Internet.
A cat is fine too.
One cat leads to another.
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
It is delicious cake.You must eat it.
It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
/b/ sucks today.
C**k goes in here.
You will never have sex.
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PROFIT!
It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
There will always be moref****d up s**t than what you just saw.
You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
There is porn of it. No exceptions.
If no porn is found of it, it will becreated.
No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
There isfurry porn of it. No exceptions.
The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
Everything has been cracked and pirated.DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
The Internet is not your personal army - You are.
Rule 45 is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
If you post it, they will cum.
It will always need moar sauce.
The Internet...