25 Reasons You Might Be A Gym Idiot

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25 Reasons You Might Be A Gym Idiot
1. If your weekly routine doesn’t include a leg day, you’re a gym idiot.
2. If you sacrifice form for weight, you’re a gym idiot.
3. If you don’tre-rack weights, you’re a gym idiot.
4. If you block access to free weights because you need to lift 6 inches in front of the rack, you’re a gym idiot.
5. If you think you can crunch your way to asix pack, you’re a gym idiot.
6. If you walk around puffing out your invisible lats, you’re a gym idiot.
7. If you think whey or creatine are steroids, you’re a gym idiot.
8. If youhaven’t made progress in months and haven’t changed anything, you’re a gym idiot.
9. If you think the squat rack is an acceptable place to do 65lb barbell curls, you’re a gym idiot.
10. If you talkmore than you lift, you’re a gym idiot.
11. If you spend more time creepily eye-fucking the women in the yoga class than lifting, you’re a gym idiot.
12. If you bounce the barbell off your chestwhile bench pressing, you’re a gym idiot.
13. If you let your balls touch the tile in the steam room, you’re a gym idiot.
14. If you stand in front of my bench in the middle of my set, you’rea gym idiot.
15. If you shadowbox yourself in the mirror after every set, you’re a gym idiot.
16. If you leave 10 plates on the leg press, you’re a gym idiot.
17. If you don’t getparallel when you squat, you’re a gym idiot.
18. If you think focusing on nutrition is optional, you’re a gym idiot.
19. If you’re singing/rapping aloud to whatever you’re listening to, you’re a gymidiot.
20. If you squat 400 but only have a 5 inch range of motion, you’re a gym idiot.
21. If you wear a polo shirt and jeans during your workout, you’re a gym idiot.
22. If you cancomplete a set of lat pulldowns in under 5 seconds, you’re a gym idiot.
23. If you use wrist straps for 25lb. dumbbell curls, you’re a gym idiot.
24. If you leave salty ball sweat on the...
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