An Annoying Neighbor

"An Annoying Neighbor"
Kim wants to go inside and doesn't feel like chatting with her neighbor, who has issues
A: (talking to herself) Alright, clean as a whistle. Now I can go inside. It's hotout here.
B: Hey Kim, wait up!
A: Oh, hey Barbara. How are you?
B: All sticky and nasty. This stupid weather. It's always hot and humid. Plus, my air conditioner is
broken. What are youdoing out here?
A: Oh, not much. I was just washing my car. It had a lot of bird poop on it cause the parking lot at my job has a lot of trees.
B: I hate it when that happens. Mine always getsbird crap on it. I wish there weren't so many birds. But it's not a big deal. I just make my boyfriend wash it for me.
A: I'm sure he loves that...
B: Actually, he hates it. But I just keep nagginghim and eventually he gives in.
A: Well, that's nice of you. (kind of sarcastic)
B: Why?
A: Oh, never mind. Well, I gotta go.
B: You think I'm not a nice person or something?
A: I didn't say that.B: You didn't have to.
A: I hate to break it to you, but you're not the most considerate person in the world.
B: Like how?
A: Well, for starters... if you're going to make someone else wash yourcar, you could at least make an effort not to park under trees all the time. It's not like there are trees all over the place in our neighborhood. It wouldn't be that hard to avoid them.
B: Thatsounds like a lot of work on my part.
A: It's not just with your boyfriend, either. You're always blowing your own horn, you breathe down everybody's neck, you criticize constantly, and you're bossy andmanipulative with almost everyone you come across. Oh, and you're the worst backseat driver, by the way.
B: Hey, I was just trying to show you a shortcut.
A: Be that as it may, it's still rude totell others how to drive. Well, I should probably go now.
B: Does everyone feel this way about me?
A: Pretty much. Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I guess I was just blowing off some steam.
B:...