Animal Farm Interview
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Publicado: 21 de noviembre de 2012
Animals Expel Its Owner from Its Own Farm!
By Jimmy Salazar
What I'm going to tell you will be really impressive for some of you readers of this edition of our proud newspaper "NewsEverywhere."
Yesterday in our community the farmer Mr. Jones tried to recover the farm that was taken from him by his own animals. Yes, the animals that lived there had kicked out theirown farmers!
Yesterday Mr. Jones supported by a group of young and old farmers equipped with sticks tried to recover this precious farm, but it was not enough. Again the animals bestedthe farmers giving them some serious pain. We were bitten, kicked and pooped upon. Here is an interview of the farm owner, Mr. Jones.
Reporter: Hi, Mr. Jones, May I ask you a couple ofquestion for our publication "News Everywhere"?
Jones: Hi, yeah whatever just hurry. I need a drink.
Reporter: What happened yesterday on your farm?
Jones: We tried to retake thestupid farm but those animals are a pain in the butt. First they pooped all over us and then they attacked us with a legion of sheep. They bit us everywhere, I killed one, but in the nameof God I swear next time, I'm gonna recruit an army and we are going to kill all those annoying animals.
Reporter: But how could a bunch of farm animals defeat you and your people?Jones: We weren’t well organized. Everybody was drunk and we did not fight well so, next time we will win.
Reporter: We hope so Mr. Jones. Well thanks for your time, I hope you regainyour farm soon and get back to work.
Jones: Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever, I need a drink.
Reporter: Thanks Mr. Jones, I'll keep in touch.
And those was the words for the man who wasbitten by animals, the first farmer in the History that has been attacked by its animals, we will keep you noticed about this issue soon and if you’re a farmer keep an eye on your animals.
By Jimmy Salazar
What I'm going to tell you will be really impressive for some of you readers of this edition of our proud newspaper "NewsEverywhere."
Yesterday in our community the farmer Mr. Jones tried to recover the farm that was taken from him by his own animals. Yes, the animals that lived there had kicked out theirown farmers!
Yesterday Mr. Jones supported by a group of young and old farmers equipped with sticks tried to recover this precious farm, but it was not enough. Again the animals bestedthe farmers giving them some serious pain. We were bitten, kicked and pooped upon. Here is an interview of the farm owner, Mr. Jones.
Reporter: Hi, Mr. Jones, May I ask you a couple ofquestion for our publication "News Everywhere"?
Jones: Hi, yeah whatever just hurry. I need a drink.
Reporter: What happened yesterday on your farm?
Jones: We tried to retake thestupid farm but those animals are a pain in the butt. First they pooped all over us and then they attacked us with a legion of sheep. They bit us everywhere, I killed one, but in the nameof God I swear next time, I'm gonna recruit an army and we are going to kill all those annoying animals.
Reporter: But how could a bunch of farm animals defeat you and your people?Jones: We weren’t well organized. Everybody was drunk and we did not fight well so, next time we will win.
Reporter: We hope so Mr. Jones. Well thanks for your time, I hope you regainyour farm soon and get back to work.
Jones: Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever, I need a drink.
Reporter: Thanks Mr. Jones, I'll keep in touch.
And those was the words for the man who wasbitten by animals, the first farmer in the History that has been attacked by its animals, we will keep you noticed about this issue soon and if you’re a farmer keep an eye on your animals.
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