Baby!

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Note:

I wrote this story when I was eight years old and wanted to be a “baby-get-born” doctor. Words highlighted in blue are vocabulary words. There were supposed to be 15 chapters, but I only finished twelve. The “Author’s Note” and vocabulary sections are unfinished. All typos and grammatical errors have been preserved. The only edits in this version of the story have been to remove thename of myself and the school that I went to (they've been replaced with stars), because with that information you'd be able to find where I live and then do some questionable things if you were a bad person. Not that I think you're not a good person, but you never know. Perhaps I'm just over-reacting. Oh well.



Also, Google Docs seems to have messed up the formatting.




Baby!contents

1. Discover the artifacts
2. It's how you were made
3. Pregnantcy
4. To find these in the dictinary
5. 1 month passed, 8 months to go
6. But who is it?
7. Look, look! A dog giving birth!
8. 2 up! 7 down!
9. future tense
10. A baby!?
11. The baby takes a shower.
12. Almost! Almost! out!
13. Another big life on hands 14.The life of Sarah - Her life
15. The end!Baby! author's note

I, ********* ******* ****, wrote this book for many reasons, and for people to know (children and mothers) what it it like for you and your children














Chapter 1:
Discover The Artifacts

One day you were walking down the street's sidewalk after school that led to your house. As you were walking, you heard someone talk that theirmother was pregnant. What you didn't know was that your mom would be pregnant, too!
Two days later, your whole family, even your dog, Fido, gathered up for a special meeting. It was about the pregnancy! Now, of course, Fido didn't know what pregnancy means, but he still joyfully stood up on his hind legs and walked around the room until his front legs touched the floor and the hind legs wereup off the floor! "Now that's a circus dog!," father said.
You looked in your encyclopedia collection about pregnancy, but you found better. You just discovered the artifacts of pregnancy!
Pregnancy: 1. Having a baby. noun.
You close the book very quickly. Your mom is going to have a baby! But when? But who? But where? But how?
You question your mom. You answer your mom.All of your answers were correct. You told her when,who,where and how. your mother replies...
..."I am pregnant. Pregnancy means you are having a baby. So I am having a baby. actually, I gave birth, which means you were getting born. Now, on with the questions...
...I am giving birth to the baby on October 2, 2005. Enough time that the baby wouldn't get scared for Halloween......The baby will be a girl. Her name will be Sarah...
...I will be giving birth at National Virginia Pregnancy Hospital...
...I will give birth by letting muscles make contractions. Then I will be sent to the hospital. I will be sent to a room. Then I have to wait until the place where the baby comes out is 10 centimeters enlarged. Then I will be sent to another room. Then I push... Ipush and push and push until the baby comes out."







































Chapter 2
It's How You Were Made

Now, on the meanwhile, Fido found a dog named... Fido! Our Fido was actually a girl, so Fido got pregnant! As soon as they realized Fido was pregnant, they immediatly changed her name from Fido to Grace. Grace and Mother werePregnant!
One day, you asked How you were made to mother. Mother replied...
..."You were made just like me or father or grandpa or grandma or a brother or a sister... ...or you! This was how you were made...
...This is the second time I've been pregnant. You were the first baby I had...
...Fid... Grace, our dog, will give birth to puppies, not humans...
...How were you...