Beer Girl

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|BEER GIRL |
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|by Walter Wykes|
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|CHARACTERS |
|BOB |
|FLO|
|BEER GIRL |
|JIM |
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|[A hotel room. BOB sits on the bed. BEER GIRL, constructedentirely of beer cans, sits next to him. She does not move. After a |
|moment, BOB takes her hand.] |
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|BOB: I love you.|
|[Pause.] |
|I hope that’s not weird. |
|[Pause.]|
|I mean, I hope it doesn’t make you uncomfortable. |
|[Pause.] |
|I know I just made you andeverything, and it’s only been a few days, but I can’t help it. I love you. I’ve loved you from the |
|moment you started to take form. From that very first beer can, I knew we had something special. You're not like the others. You’re |
|different. You're like my other half. I can't live without you. You … complete me. |
|[Pause.]...