Belzebú

Beelzeboss:
I am complete!

Tenacious d:
(both) fuuuck

Beelzeboss:
Yes, you are fucked,
Shit out of luck!
Now i'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine,
And yourfirst in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

Tenacious d:
(jb) waaait waaait waaait you motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock off,
(both) give us one chance to rock yoursocks off

Beelzeboss:
Fuck! fuck!
Fuuuck, the demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge!
What are your terms?
What's the caatch?

Tenacious d:
(jb) if we win,
You must takeyour sorry ass back to hell
And also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
And what if i win?

Tenacious d:
(jb) then you can take kage back to hell..
(kg) what!?
(jb) trust me kage it'sthe only way
(kg) what the fuck are you talkin about?
(jb) to be your little bitch

Beelzeboss:
Fine!
Let the rock off begin hahaha!
I'm the devil,
I love metal!
Check this riff,
It'sfuckin' tasty!
I'm the devil i can do what i want
Whatever i've got i'm gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock off that i've ever lost!
I can't wait to take kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him withmy hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like the scarlet pimpernel!!

Tenacious d:
(jb) noooo! c'mon kage, bring the fender.
(kg) there's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
(jb)listen to me-
(kg) he rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(jb) god dammit kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
Your gonna gargle mayonnaise
(kg) noo
(jb)Unless we bust a massivemonster mama jam
(kg) dude,
We've been through so much shit
(jb) de-activated lasers with my dick
(both) now it's time to blow this fucker down
(jb) c'mon kage now it's time to blow doors down
(kg) ihear you jables now it's time to blow doors down
(jb) light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
(kg) we'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
(both) now we've got to blow this...