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Wicked The Musical Script

ELPHABA: (SPOKEN) WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? OH, DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH? OKAY, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. NO, I'M NOT SEASICK, YES, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN GREEN,AND NO, I DIDN'T CHEW ON GRASS AS A CHILD!
FREX: (SPOKEN) ELPHABA!
ELPHABA: (SPOKEN) OH, THIS IS MY YOUNGER SISTER, NESSAROSE…AS YOU CAN SEE, SHE IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL COLOR.
FREX: (SPOKEN) ELPHABA,STOP MAKING A SPECTACLE OF YOURSELF! I'M ONLY SENDING YOU HERE FOR ONE REASON...
ELPHABA: (SPOKEN) YES, I KNOW, TO LOOK AFTER NESSAROSE. 
(FREX HOLDS OUT A BOX)
FREX: (SPOKEN) MY PRECIOUS LITTLEGIRL: A PARTING GIFT.
NESSAROSE: (SPOKEN) NOW, FATHER... (FREX PULLS SILVER SHOES FROM THE BOX) JEWELED SHOES!
FREX: (SPOKEN) AS BEFITS THE FUTURE GOVERNOR OF MUNCHKINLAND. ELPHABA, TAKE CARE OF YOURSISTER. AND TRY NOT TO TALK SO MUCH! (FREX KISSES NESSAROSE AND EXITS)
NESSAROSE: (SPOKEN) ELPHABA... 
ELPHABA: (SPOKEN) WELL WHAT COULD HE HAVE GOTTEN ME? I CLASH WITH EVERYTHING! 
(MADAME MORRIBLEENTERS)
MADAME MORRIBLE: (SPOKEN) WELCOME, NEW STUDENTS! I AM MADAME MORRIBLE, HEADMISTRESS HERE AT SHIZ UNIVERSITY. AND WHETHER YOU'RE HERE TO STUDY LOGIC, LITERATURE, OR LINGUIFICATION, I KNOW ISPEAK FOR MY FELLOW FACULTY MEMBERS WHEN I SAY WE HAVE NOTHING BUT THE HIGHEST HOPES FOR SOME OF YOU. (SHE SEES NESSAROSE) YOU! YOU MUST BE MISS NESSAROSE, THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER. WHAT A TRAGICALLYBEAUTIFUL FACE YOU HAVE! (SHE THEN NOTICES ELPHABA)...AND YOU MUST BE…
ELPHABA: (SPOKEN) I'M THE OTHER DAUGHTER. ELPHABA. I'M BEAUTIFULLY TRAGIC.
MADAME MORRIBLE: (SPOKEN) YES, I'M SURE YOU'RE VERYBRIGHT.
GALINDA: (SPOKEN) BRIGHT? SHE'S PHOSPHORESCENT.
MADAME MORRIBLE: (SPOKEN) NOW, REGARDING ROOM ASSIGNMENTS...
(GALINDA RAISES HER HAND) YES, IS THIS REGARDING ROOM ASSIGNMENTS?
GALINDA:(SPOKEN) OH, MADAME, THANK YOU FOR ASKING, BUT I'VE ALREADY BEEN ASSIGNED A PRIVATE SUITE... (SHE NOTICES HER FOLLOWERS' DISAPPOINTMENT) BUT YOU CAN ALL COME VISIT ME WHENEVER YOU WANT!
SHEN SHEN:...