Blanca Pañoma

High School Musical Parody
Josue: Ryan
Hillary: Sharpay
Edwin:
Mariana: Gabriella
Julian: Troy

Scene 1
STORYTELLER: This story begins in a mystical and dangerous place, a place where superstars born, Olafos Bar is the perfect place to our adventure when 2 persons, Troy and Gabriella don’t know their destination in our journey.
Ed: Come on boys and girls, is time of karaoke. Who wantsto be a superstar?
(Someone push TR and GB)
GB: NO NO I don’t know how to sing… (Song)
TR: wow, you rock!
ED: Well, let’s start with the song…
Wanna Be
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha)I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

If you want my future, forget my past
If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
Now don't go wasting my precious time
Get your act together we could be just fine
TR: Wow that’s so expontaneous and amazing… and kinda unreal, like a Disney Movie
GB I don’t know what do you mean, I just sang. DAMNI gotta go; it looks like we ran out tacos.
Leaves
TR: Wait, I wanna see you again….
Scene 2
STORYTELLER: 3 months later in Desampa High School two very different characters trying to create the project of his life, which could define their way of life from that year onwards…
(4 minutes-Madonna)
SH: Come on RY, the auditions are the next week…
RY: I know (wait I have to change my hat) butI need some inspiration, maybe a teddy bear or an iced tea or at least a Chapter of “combate"
SH: This is our year, we need to be the best in this, and we need to win the starring roles in this play. Anyone can step on my way, I say, our way. So let’s keep dancing.
RY: well come on, keep trying we can do it. Lets start, but first I have to change my hat. (Change hat) Ready!
SH: Back to thetop, 3, 4, 5,6,7,8
ED: hi guys, how's everything?
SH: Go out! We’re practicing for the play. I said anything.
ED: Oh I sorry, I just wanted to tell you that there's a new girl in school, is called gabriella.
RY: and who cares? if it is not my is not important.
ED: Right, I’m only saying.

Scene 3
Storyteller: Meanwhile in the men’s restroom, something important was born, something dark,dense and with a disgusting smell…
TR: Oh boy, this is amazing. I can’t believe that some Manolos Churros with chifijo were rotten, I only forgot it since 2 months.
CD: Troy? What are you doing?
TR: Im sick but I cant stop…
CD : I have a perfect song for this…
(Don’t Stop me now- queen)

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world turning inside out Yeah!And floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

I'm burning through the sky Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister FahrenheitI'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('cause I'm havin' a good time)
Don't stop me now (yes I'm havin' a good time)
I don't want to stop at all

TR: Wow, I feel better, that was amazing. I mean thesong….
CD: What song? Are you crazy boy? I only was talking to you…
TR: ahhhh….
CD: shut up, we must concentrate on the championship, this is our year to be champions, you have to concentrate on this anymore. We haven’t time to sing or dance, soccer is our priority.
TR: you have said, we will be the best, I'm just a little distracted.
ED: Yes, is our championship!
CD: What team?
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