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"But ... I didn't eat for three days so I could be lovely" – Cassie



Tony: We're in Russia. I wanna try something new.
Maxxie: I'm not a hobby, Tony. You're not taking up canoeing.
Tony: I'vebeen canoeing.
Maxxie: What about Michelle?
Tony: Loves canoeing!

Cassie: Wow, Maxxie, you look all horny!
Maxxie: You can tell?

"Hi. I'm 16 years old, 6 foot something, and my name's Tony.This is where I live. It's got pretty much everything I need: friends to amuse me, girls to fuck me, parents to feed me. The essentials. I would tell you more about myself, but I'd just sound like I'mboasting, 'cause I'm fucking awesome." Tony’s video diary

"If you're watching this, then I am already dead...Wow, just joking" cassie’s video diary

Tony: Tonight's the night, Sid. You finallypop the cherry, you finally get the VIP tour of Neverland, you finally...
Sid: **** off. Don't make fun of me


Effy Stonem: Pandora, why are we friends? Do you ever wonder?
Pandora: Well, that'ssuper easy. You're my pal because you're the coolest ever, and I'm yours because I'll totally do anything you say and none of your boyfriends ever want to surf me cos I'm useless.
Effy Stonem: That'sit?
Pandora: Yeah.

Tony Stonem: Just you and me, sis.
Effy Stonem: Fucking wanker.
Tony Stonem: Eff, what are you talking about?
Effy Stonem: Michelle.
Tony Stonem: I tried.
Effy Stonem: No.Wanker.
Tony Stonem: I said sorry!
Effy Stonem: Wanker.
Tony Stonem: Effy. I liked it better when you didn't talk.
Effy Stonem: Wanker.

Effy Stonem: Sometimes I think I was born backwards. Youknow came out my mum the wrong way. I hear words go past me backwards. The people I should love I hate, and the people I hate...

Loser is not an emotion--Kaya Scodelario as Effy Stonem

Music isthe Devil's fruit--Kaya Scodelario as Effy Stonem

If you like me, look up--Cassie
Michelle's so lovely. Miicheellee, myy giirrl. I LOVE HER, I LOVE HER, I LOVE HER!. So hey!, wow... Fuck you,...