Canción Para Recordar Los Acontecimientos De La Segunda Guerra Mundial (En Inglés)

(To the tune of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot)

Oh, my, God, Hitler, let’s expand Germany.
It will be so big. It’ll be like, a whole Aryan kingdom.
And, you know, nobody’ll stop us. It was finewhen we took the Rhineland, because,
all they’re after is peace.
I mean, it’s so ridiculous.
I can’t believe that Munich Conference, it’s like,
I can’t believe they think we’re just gonna.. stop.They’re just so… naïve.

He wants more land and he cannot lie,
Lebensraum is the reason why
Hitler marched through Austria, Sudatenland, Czech,
but then Poland was a wreck,
They called, “war!”Wanna bring out the tanks,
US cash to British banks.
Deep in the oceans, U-boats,
Europeans at each other’s throats.
Oh, Russia, I wanna get wit’cha,
then turn and ditch’ya,
OperationBarbarossa,
But the winter came and fr-fr-fr-froze ya!

Ooh, line of de-fense,
Maginot surrounding French,
but Ardennes, Ardennes,
Germans trampin’ through your gardens.
Then the Sea Lion,
with Britishfighters flyin’,
they won, son,
But the Axis weren’t yet done.
December 7th of 41,
Japanese ruined all our fun-
Dropped the bomb on Pearl Harbor and brought us in;
let’s help the allies win.Oh, world (war!), world (war!)
Will your nation-state survive? (world war!)
So, fight them (fight them!), fight them (fight them!),
Keep yourself alive.
Second World War.

60 million casualties;Second World War.
60 million casualties;
Worst conflict in history.

Pacific war, Japan,
Tryn’a stop their plan
from island to island, we’re island hopping;
There’s just no stopping.
Caught‘em at Midway;
& BOOM, bomberplanes, BOOM, BOOM.
Now talkin ‘bout big gains-
Kamikazis no match for our airforce planes.

Now on to Iwo Jima,
The single bloodiest battle,
Japan fell off itssaddle,
Okinawa followed without prattle.
On to Stalingrad up in Russia,
Germans tried but they couldn’t quite crush’a (her)
Russia fought offensive,
The results were quite extensive.
Now,...