Cia book of dirty tricks

CIA Book of Dirty Tricks
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Index
Additives Cheese Fillers Lawyers

Airlines

Child Abuse

Forgery

License Plates

Animals

CIA

Garage Sales

MA Bell

Apartments

Classified Ads

Gases

Mail

Assassination

Clergy

Graffiti

Mail Drops

Auto Dealers

Coins

Highways

Marriage

Banks

ComputersHookers

Media

Bikers

Contractors

Hotels

Medical

Books Campuses

Credit Cards Delivery of Consumables Dirty Old Men

Homes Insurance Companies IRS

Military Motion Pictures

Carbide

Municipal Services

Cars

Drugs

Joggers

Neighborhoods

CB Radios

Environmental Rapists Explosives

Laundromats

Notary Seal

Charity

Lawns

Oil Companies

ThomasJefferson

Additives

Harmful additives are a formidable weapon against machinery, people, and processes. Additives perform one or more of the following:

1) Corrosion...sulfuric acid, for example, will corrode the gutter, eaves, and downspout of a home; dumped salt will mar a building surface or floor and kill a lawn. 2) Contamination...copper salts will rot rubber products; soap in a publicor corporate fountain will create giant foam. Or put it in a steam boiler if you're more serious about the matter. 3) Abrasion...introduction of light, coarse materials, such as resins, to automotive fuel, or metal filings placed in the gears of industrial machinery, will create frictional havoc. 4) Impurities...adding sugar to gasoline creates harmful carbon from the burning sugar, stopping theengine.

Soaps and detergents make wonderful additions to food and could even be beneficial if the target happens to be constipated. If not, then soapladen munchies or drinks will really keep him moving.

During my stay as an invited guest of Uncle Sam I recall some dirty tricksters' making an action statement against being in KP. They liberally coated various pans and cooking vessels withGI soap. They washed mugs with a lot of soap, then neglected to rinse them before letting the utensils dry. Later, when some drinkable potion like milk or coffee was poured into the mug by some unsuspecting mark, the soap was activated. Whoosh!

Soap is also a very effective additive to containers in which food is prepared. The secret is to disguise the taste. Various other additives will dothat and other tricks.

A horny old pharmacist, Doctor Frank Pittlover, claims there really is a working aphrodisiac. His is almost as esoteric as the fake stuff you read about in men's magazines. Here's what Doctor Pittlover says: "It's known as yohimmbine hydrochloride (C21, H23, O3N2), an obscure sex stimulant that operates on the central nervous system. It was the aphrodisiac used by the CIAin their MK/ULTRA scam." It is not on the Central Substances Act list --yet-- and it is classed as a "veterinary aphrodisiac." That means you can get it openly from a pharmaceutical supply source. What you do with it after you get it is probably your own business.

There are other references to and uses of additives in many other topical areas of your revenge...many more than could be indexedhere.

"Take tea and see" is a good advertising slogan that should also alert the dirty trickster to some additives brought to our attention by herbal-tea producers. Two common products of many herbal teas have side effects that the trickster could define only as delightful. First, some teas contain the leaves, flowers, and the bark of senna plant, a tropical shrub related to our bean plant. Thedried leaves, bark, and flowers of this plant are a mighty powerful laxative. Chamomile flowers are also popular in herbal teas. Related to ragweed and goldenrod, chamomile can produce severe reactions in people sensitive to plants of that family.

The trick in both cases is to obtain extracts of both products and use them in concentrated enough additive form to create the desired effect....