Cleveland

(The Rumpeltinskin face turns to a sad face)
MJ: Time to close, Hmmmmmm
R: Yes sir
N: So Mr. Jacob went to him house, and unfortunately found his too big nephew, (Fred) in his driveway
F: Goodnight, Uncle Jacob, well I consider to….
MJ: Say what?????, say it
F: Well, uncle I consider to invite you to my Christmas Dinner, you can meet my next wife
MJ: I´m not interested to loose time inthat stupid Christmas things are detestable
F: But, uncle
MJ: But nothing, you´re and idiot child who wants to marry with a poor woman
F: Whoaaaah, uncle it hurts too much, but if you change ofopinion the doors are open
N: So, Fred was so sad for his uncle commentary, but Jacob never believes about his live will change in only one night
MJ: Fools, you believe in that “Christmas”, but oneday they will be poor and they will come to me, for what???, for me to lend to them, JA, for god in this live only the most important thing is the money and the money, I hate the poor people, and morewhen they are in the street saying. - Please, one coin, idiots they must work, like me I work I have this delicious, golden and precious money.
N: Too late Jacob, because in midnight something willpass
(Midnight)
CHG: Jajajajajajaja, jojojojojojojo, Meeeeeryyyyyyy Christmasssssss
MJ: What was this horrible phrase? , each time listen those poor phrases I become sick, but that mysterious noisecome for the other restroom, I will check it
N: Jacob got to check it, when he came to the door he has a lot of scared, because it could be a robber to steal his money or not
MJ: Who´s there?
(Thestrange laugh start again)
MJ: Oh my god! Who´s there? I don´t have any money, but in the next house yes
(Someone open the door)
CHG: Come here Jacob
MJ: No, I don´t
CHG: Now!
MJ: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHG: You´re become a bad person Jacob, and that´s too bad
MJ: Who are you?
CHG: What´s up dude? , you never listen of me
MJ: No
CHG: I am the Christmas God, dude, but you can call me...