Decathlon

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next _____
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too ______
Isn't it ironic ... don't you_________
Chorus

It's like rain on your wedding ______
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it _________

Mr. Play It Safewas afraid to _______
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the _____ crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
Andisn't it ironic ... don't you _______
Repeat Chorus

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

When you think everything's okay and everything's going _______
And life has a funny wayof helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your _________

It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette_________
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful _______
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little tooironic... and yeah I really do ________
Repeat Chorus

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you _______
Helping you out

An old man turnedninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next _____
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too ______
Isn't it ironic ... don't you _________
Chorus

It'slike rain on your wedding ______
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it _________

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to_______
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the _____ crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't...