Dialogue Using Comparisons

Two friends, that haven´t seen each other for a long, long time.
S: What happended? I´m late . Come on
R: You are Lisa Burton?
L: Yes, and you are Roxana Parcker?
R: Yes, I haven`t see you sincesecondary school.
L: Do you still have a boyfriend? His name was James.
R: No, he´s the worst boyfriend of the world.
L: What happened?
R: He was a cheater!!! He stayed over Peru. He tricked mewith a Peruvian girl.
L: Did you go to Peru? Tell me about that. Peru is the ugliest country of the world.
R: I know. Well, it was Monday. I was walking on the streets of Cuzco and suddenly………
P:Hi, I´ m Peruanita.
J: What´s your name?
P: I´m Peruanita
R: No, what´s your name? No, not your country`s name.
P: I´m Peruanita.
J: This is the prettiest name of the world.
R: OK, Peruanita.Can you show us the city?
P: Yes, I can, but on one condition.
R: Which one?
P: I would / I´ d like a kiss from him.
J: Oh, yes.
R: No, no, no.
P: It´s a lie. Well, here it´s the best restaurantof Cuzco. Its name is Cuadrilla Cuzca. I´m hungry.
J: Let´s go!!!!
P: Mmmm, delicious. I recommend you this food, its name is Cau Cau. This is the most famous food of Cuzco.
R: OK. I´m hungry. Ihaven´t eaten anything the whole day.
J: What´s the weather like here in Peru?
P: Peru is as warm as the United States.
R: I must go to the toilette…….. What is happening?
P: Surprise!!!!!!! He´s my new boyfriend.
R: Oh, no!!! He´s my boyfriend.
J: No, this is a misunderstanding.
P: It´s not a misunderstanding. You told me that this ++ç++’ was your sister. Don´t touch me.
R: You aresuch a layer!!!!!!!! I wanna go.
AT THE AIRPORT.
R: And those were my vacations.
L: Those vacations were as bad as my vacations.
R: Why so bad? Tell me about that.
L: Well, I was in Zurich.It was Tuesday, 13th and suddenly……….
G: Hello, woman!! You are funnier than a clown.
L: Hello, gipsy.
G: Choose a card. A lucky card.
L: Great!!! I think it is my day.
G: You were...