Ensayo De La Constitución
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Publicado: 4 de febrero de 2013
The joke about the tiger
Two men are walking through a forest. Suddenly, they see a tiger in the distance, running towards them. They turn and start running away. But then one of them stops,takes some running shoes from his bag, and starts putting the on.
“What are you doing?” says the other man. “Do you think you will run fast than the tiger with those?”
“I don’t have to run fasterthan the tiger,” he says. “I just have to run faster than you.”
The joke about the genie
An Australian is sitting at a bar, and he sees a lamp on a table. He picks up the lamp and rubsit, and out pops a genie. It says, “I will give you three wishes.”
The man thinks for a while, then he says, “I want a beer that is never empty.”
The genie waves his hand, and a bottle of beerappears on the bar. The Australian starts drinking it. When it is almost empty, it starts to refill. The man is very happy. The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says, “I want two moreof those.”
The joke about the ugly son
There was a man who had four children, all extremely good-looking, except for the youngest one, Craig. Craig was quite ugly!
The man grew old,and just before he died he asked his wife, “Mary, I have only one question. Please tell me the truth. Am I Craig’s father?”
“Yes, my dear,” replied his wife. “I promise you, Craig is 100% yours.”The husband smiled. “I can die a happy man. Goodbye, my love.” And he peacefully passed away.
Mary gave a big sigh and said, “Thank god he didn’t ask me about the other three.”
Thejoke about the smart dog
A man went to visit a friend, and was surprised to find him playing chess with his dog. He watch the game in amazement for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!” hesaid. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen!”
“Oh, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve won four games so far, and he’s only won two.”
The joke about the cute dog
A man walks into a...
Two men are walking through a forest. Suddenly, they see a tiger in the distance, running towards them. They turn and start running away. But then one of them stops,takes some running shoes from his bag, and starts putting the on.
“What are you doing?” says the other man. “Do you think you will run fast than the tiger with those?”
“I don’t have to run fasterthan the tiger,” he says. “I just have to run faster than you.”
The joke about the genie
An Australian is sitting at a bar, and he sees a lamp on a table. He picks up the lamp and rubsit, and out pops a genie. It says, “I will give you three wishes.”
The man thinks for a while, then he says, “I want a beer that is never empty.”
The genie waves his hand, and a bottle of beerappears on the bar. The Australian starts drinking it. When it is almost empty, it starts to refill. The man is very happy. The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says, “I want two moreof those.”
The joke about the ugly son
There was a man who had four children, all extremely good-looking, except for the youngest one, Craig. Craig was quite ugly!
The man grew old,and just before he died he asked his wife, “Mary, I have only one question. Please tell me the truth. Am I Craig’s father?”
“Yes, my dear,” replied his wife. “I promise you, Craig is 100% yours.”The husband smiled. “I can die a happy man. Goodbye, my love.” And he peacefully passed away.
Mary gave a big sigh and said, “Thank god he didn’t ask me about the other three.”
Thejoke about the smart dog
A man went to visit a friend, and was surprised to find him playing chess with his dog. He watch the game in amazement for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!” hesaid. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen!”
“Oh, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve won four games so far, and he’s only won two.”
The joke about the cute dog
A man walks into a...
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