Ensayo sobre finanazas internacionales

FUM AWARDS
Scene 1
Se muestra una toma de la entrada de los premios, mientras hay flashes de cámaras fotográficas, y con un paneo, aparecen en toma los presentadores de los premios, (Jorge y Jenny).
Jenny: Welcome to the fourth FUMA Awards, as you know these are the Funny Unlimited Movies Awards.
Jorge: These awards are given to you every 31th of February with the planet alignmentExpert: (anciano con pinta de nerdo), The planet alignment happen when…
Jenny: (interrumpiendo al experto) Since 2000 years before parents and sons, this night sharing time with us….
Jorge:( interumpiendo a jenny) some of the greatest stars of ….. everything, stars like:
Brad Pitt (Brayhan Fonseca)
Angelina Jolie (Laura Tavera)
Baby of Them (Ivan Mejia)
MarilynMonroe (Laura Barragan)
Vicente Fernandez (Roberto Muñoz)
Nun (Astrid Beltran)
Elvis Presley (Jhon Rodriguez)
Oprha (Monica Cardoso)
Cindy Crawfford (Cindy Marcela Cruz)
Paris Hilton (Alicia Castro)
Michael Shumacher (Luis Espitia)
Michael Jackson (Jorge Montealegre)
Little Mermaid(Jenny Vargas)
(Los personajes vanapareciendo conforme se va diciendo el nombre, desfilando y saludando a la camara)
Jenny: As we can see, these awards bring actors, musicians and other celebrities, but who are you?
Sweeper(Luis): Someone has to clean everything, hasn’t?
Jorge: Well yes, thank you, so here we have artists like Elvis Presley, Vicente Fernandez, Angelina, Brad and their kid, and….. !Is that the Little Mermaid¡,This is unbelievable (Give her some water please)
Jenny: Ok, now let’s see which is the future of the FUMA this year.
Scene 2
(Aparece el presentador principal del evento, en el centro del scenario con intenciones de dar instrucciones al público)
Jorge: To start this ceremony of the FUMA awards, we need that “for God sake” you to turn off your mobile phone, to behave yourselves and ifyou are going to the WC please … do it now.
Jenny: Because of the lack of money and the rent of the lights, we must begin now.
Vicente Fernandez(Roberto): Our first category is “Nightmare of a Makeup artist”
Opra(Monica): And the nominees are:
“The Volcano” Ivan : This was the hardest work to do, thank God it ended very well(mostrando Imagenes de insertidumbre, lo que resulevecolocando un sombrero en diagonal tapando el grano de la frente a Laura Barragan).
Big Nose Marcela: We made even the impossible to hide that “thing”(imagenes de incertibumbre, que resuelven hacer que la nariz tenga su propia cara a John J).
And the winner is …..
Vicente Fernandez(Roberto): The makeup Artist 1 Ivanna.
Ivanna(Ivan): Well thank you very much, first ablethanks God,(ramo de rosas) this is something that I wasn’t expecting…
Into the crowd: (Interrumpiendo) God doesn’t like gay (Applauses)
Jenny: Now we are going to watch the category of the “best camera man”, presented by Michael Jackson and Angelina Jolie.
Michael Jackson(Checho): This is important to me, thank you guys, and how is your kid Angelina?
Angelina(Laura T): Don’t even thinkabout it! You b…..rd, and the nominees are:
Cam 1 Brayhan
Cam 2 Roberto
They are in a competition, let’s see how are they going.
MICHAEL: First event was “Pick and Shovel”(Imagenes de la competencia), the second one was “tic tac toe”(Imagenes de la competencia), and for to define this now let’s see the last event, “Stone, paper and scissors”.
(Se hace la competencia final, yse hace a 2 de 3, donde el tercero se hace una simulacion de camara lenta, y mientras tanto, pasa alguien en velocidad normal en la parte de atras mirando con sorpresa la escena)
Angelina(Laura T): (en un tono ironico) Wooow that was the best final i never seen. (gritando) the awaaaard.
Brayhan: Thank you, a lot of thank you. Ehhh and thank you.
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