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“My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.” ~ Thom Yorke

"I am the greatest thing to happen to black music." ~ Thom Yorke

"Have I told you I have cancer? It's a very specialkind of cancer. Cancer of the soul." ~ Thom Yorke

"I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me." ~ Thom Yorke

"Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag wasrecorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care." ~ Thom Yorke

"The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass." ~ Thom Yorke

"The band often jokes that I stoleJonny's "H" and put it in my name. That's funny as hell mother****er I dare you not to laugh" ~ Thom Yorke

"Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrotfell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me." ~ Thom Yorke

"I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbageonstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours" ~ Thom Yorke

"The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me" ~ Thom Yorke

"Look at that fat kid, in theaudience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies." ~ Thom Yorke

"If I could be any famous person, I'd beJohn Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face" ~ Thom Yorke

"I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant." ~ ThomYorke

"Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts" ~ Thom Yorke

"The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has allthese responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke." ~ Thom Yorke

"I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't...