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|The Differences Between Men and Women |
|Relationships: |
|First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "thattime when me and Suzie was doing it on a |
|semi-regular basis". When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled |
|"All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. |
|A man has a little more trouble letting go. Sixmonths after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just |
|wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know |
|there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. |
|There arecommunity colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective. |
|Sex: |
|Women prefer 30 - 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 - 45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to herplace as part of the |
|foreplay. |
|Maturity: |
|Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function asadults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and|
|giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work. |
|Hats: |
|Women look good in hats; men looklike dinks. |
|Comedy: |
|Let's say a small group of men and women are in a room, watching television, and an episode of "The Three Stooges" comes on. Immediately,the |
|men will get very excited; they will laugh uproariously, and even try to imitate the actions of Curly, man's favorite stooge. The women will |
|roll their eys and groan and wait it out. |
|Handwriting:|
|To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their |
|"i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. |
|Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face atthe end of the note. |
|Bathrooms: |
|A man has at most six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday |
|Inn. The...
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|The Differences Between Men and Women |
|Relationships: |
|First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "thattime when me and Suzie was doing it on a |
|semi-regular basis". When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled |
|"All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. |
|A man has a little more trouble letting go. Sixmonths after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just |
|wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know |
|there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. |
|There arecommunity colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective. |
|Sex: |
|Women prefer 30 - 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 - 45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to herplace as part of the |
|foreplay. |
|Maturity: |
|Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function asadults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and|
|giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work. |
|Hats: |
|Women look good in hats; men looklike dinks. |
|Comedy: |
|Let's say a small group of men and women are in a room, watching television, and an episode of "The Three Stooges" comes on. Immediately,the |
|men will get very excited; they will laugh uproariously, and even try to imitate the actions of Curly, man's favorite stooge. The women will |
|roll their eys and groan and wait it out. |
|Handwriting:|
|To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their |
|"i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. |
|Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face atthe end of the note. |
|Bathrooms: |
|A man has at most six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday |
|Inn. The...
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