Guión De Pataclau

WENDY’S REBELLION

Members: Jorge as Machin, Johanna as Wendy, Magda as Keka, Andrea as Sandy, Natalia as the nun, Patty as Machin’s mom, and Barbara as the narrator.
Narrator: The following story is going to show us how difficult could be the housewife life.
One day in Pataclaun’s house…
Machin: Wendyyyyyyyyyy (Baja de las escaleras gritando) I’m seething. Where are my pants? Gosh! Gosh!Gosh! – Are, ajo, erdaaa! Is it here? (corre de un lado a otro) no, no, It might be in the rubbish bin (Agarra el tacho de basura y empieza a rebuscar) they aren’t here, no, this isn’t, nooo! (Basea todo el tacho de basura) My pants are lost!!! (Empieza a rebuscar por la cocina) Where are my pants? Wendyyyyyyyyy… ahh I’m sorry girls and teacher. I’m sorry Mrs., I thought I was alone (Agarra elpollo y se cubre) Wendyyyyyyyyyyy (Gritando)
Wendy: (Entra saltando y sonriente) What a nice thing is to clean and sweep…All is clean now (y ve el desorden que hizo machin) Machin… I’ve just cleaned the entire house.
Machin: (Remedando a Wendy) I’ve just cleaned the house, blab la bla. Where are my pants?
Wendy: In the wardrobe.
Machin: If they were in the wardrove, I wouldn’t ask you wherethey are. They aren’t there, Wendy, I can’t find them anywhere.
Wendy: Hey! I’ve washed, ironed, and hung up them in the wardrobe.
Machin: I told you they weren’t there, Wendy.
(Wendy se va hacia la mesa y machin la sigue)
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Wendy: yes, they are.
Machin: No, they aren’t.
Wendy: Yes, they are.
Machin: Nooooooooooo
Wendy: Yesssssssssss.
Machin: Listen. Let’s check and you will see they’re notin the wardrobe.
Wendy: Ok, let’s go.
Narrator: A you can see, Wendy is the usual housewife, the woman who cleans the entire house, it means that she does everything at home, wash the clothes, the dishes, sweep and mop the floor, cook, and, what’s more, she has to stands the strong character of Machin. So, if you don’t want to live like her, don’t get a boyfriend or girlfriend before knowingwell each other, don’t get married, not yet, you are too young, it’s good, but no yet, LIVE YOUR LIFE FIRST.
(Machin agarra a Wendy y se van al cuarto, Machin se cae subiendo la escalera y Wendy se va corriendo al cuarto)

*Aparece keka*
Keka: From the competitive world of the misses and the beauty’s contests, it’s here Keka, Keka Elmira Cartagena  Jajaja, yes that’s right. I’m made in Peru…(Ve la comida) Oohh my goodness! What’s this dirtiness? What a filthy place! Oh my God! Where is the maid to look after me? Wendyyy Wendyyy, (Keka ve la comida) Did you look it? Look, Can you imagine what an evil mind can eat all these in the morning? Tamale, fried chicken, bread… it’s disgusting, it’s disgusting…Ups, I fall… Oh my God, well, don’t waste, keka (empieza a comer)

*Aparece Sandy*Sandy: Hello, What are you eating?
Keka: Shut up Sandy, if you finished talking, I’ll continue eating this chicken. Thanks!
Sandy: Ohh chicken, delicious!  Invite me a little, only a little, please!
Keka: let it, it’s mine, let it, it’s mine, let it, it’s mineeeee.
Sandy: Please, a Little bit (Sandy trata de quitarle el plato a keka y al final de tanta discusión botan el plato al suelo)
Keka:the chicken Jesus, look at what you did.
Sandy: Look, there, it is, uy, it’s dirty! You did everything, no me.
Keka: It doesn’t matter because Wendy is here to clean all these. She’ll come to clean it. (Riéndose)
Sandy: Yes, that’s right. Wendy loves to clean.
Keka: Of course, jaja.
(Aparece Wendy y Machin)
(Sandy y keka juegan con la comida en la mesa)
Keka: Look how this tamale bounceson the table. (lo tira)
Sandy: What if we make the chicken flies (y tira el pollo)
(Sandy y keka se rien a carcajadas)
Wendy: Why do you do that? I’ve already cleaned (triste) and you crushed the potatoes as always on the table.
Sandy: Low your voice. Don’t raise your voice. What happens? (molesto), don’t take it out on us. What’s happening to you? (Reclamándole)
Keka: Why do you come here...