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Some peoples are in a room and one of them talks as if he were a guide of a ceremony. That man is standing and the rest are sitting)
Jesus: - We are meting now to give the honor to the lord, my father. God.
Jesus and disciples are praying:
Our Father,
who art in Heaven,
hallowed by Thy name,
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done
on earth as it is in Heaven.

Give us this day our dailybread,
and forgive us our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil.
Amen.
Jesus: - Thank you for coming disciples.
(Each disciple gets out after kneel down and say “Amen”)
(Jesus is alone on the stage for a moment, but suddenly enters Jack Sparrow)
Jack Sparrow: I know you’re here. You have to be here. (Mad, Hedoesn’t see to Jesus yet)
Jesus: What are you looking for? … Or… Who are you looking for?
Jack Sparrow: (excited). YOU’RE KNOW WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR!
Jesus: Oh Not. I am the God's son, but I don’t know what looking for everybody.
Jack Sparrow: (He is seeing Jesus confused) - Just give me the David Jones´s heart.
Jesus: What are you talking about? I haven’t any heart….
(Jack Sparrow interruptsand takes his sword)
Jesus: (Relaxed and philosophical) - You have to breath and then pray to my father, he will always gonna help you and forgive you mistakes… You don’t have to be so violent.
(Jack Sparrow doesn’t pay attention to Jesus and suddenly a man with a control in his hand enters in the room)
Jack Sparrow: (To the man with the control) YOU HAVE THE DAVID JONES’S HEART! GIVE ME ITNOW!
The man with the control: This control isn’t the David Jones’s heart.
Jack Sparrow: You’re lying! Give me the David Jones’s heart!
The man with the control: Do you want to see I’m not lying? … OK (The man with the control press a button) -“STOP”… (Jack Sparrow is petrified.) – What the….? Why aren’t you petrified? (To Jesus)
Jesus: because I’m Jesus. And my faith is stronger than yourcontrol
The man with the control: Ah… Well.. .The effect of the control it’s almost over, so I’m going to other place… (Gets out) …
(Jesus is walking around Jack Sparrow, who is petrified…)
Jesus: You can move.
Jack Sparrow: No, I can’t move… That man has the control, and I know the control isn’t a control; it’s the David Jones’s heart…
Jesus: You’re now moving…
Jack Sparrow: OH YEAH! …Well…I have to find the man with the control that isn’t a control… (Excited)
Jesus: yes, yes…Go.
(Suddenly enters a girl who wears a wedding dress and she’s crying.)
Bride: Oh No! I can’t believe this… He said our relationship gonna be forever and now… He’s gone. (She’s too dramatic and crying.)
Jesus: Do you need some help?
Bride: Oh no… I need a man who loves me, I need a gentleman whoknows every about me, and I need a man who doesn’t lie… but that man is unreal. (Crying)
Jesus: Oh… I know a man who is as you are saying…
Bride: Really? Do you can tell who that man is?
Jesus: That Man is the God’s son.
Bride: ah? … Sure.
Jesus: Is me.
Bride: What?
Jesus: Is me about the man I’m talking
Bride: are you Jesus?
Jesus: Yes.
Bride: Oh (Surprised) I’m the VirginMary. (Sarcastic)
Jesus: I’m not kidding
Bride: (Seriously) … Ok. Sorry. If you’re Jesus we can’t get marry (sad)
Jesus: I have to go… My father needs me.
(Jesus gets out)
Bride: Ok. I’m alone… As usually
(A Spy enters looking something or someone)
Bride: What are you doing?
Spy: I’m looking for the pirate, Jack Sparrow
Bride: What are you talking about? Jack Sparrow is unreal… Justis a man with a custome
Spy: Oh no! He is real… I saw him yesterday
Bride: Really? Oh my god! … Are you British? Your accent… is … very funny
Spy: Yes, I’m a British spy.
(Suddenly enters a women who believes she’s Angelina Jolie)
Bride: YOU! You are the women who marry with my first love (Mad and crying) (Mad)
Angelina Jolie: I? … What are you talking about? ... I’m Angelina Jolie...