Hosteleria

Is this the way to Rascafria?
You know I paid a lot to be here
Is this the way to Rascafria?
Where lovely Carmen waits for me.

We met on Sunday morning
And everybody was yawning
We allsaid ´Buenas Dias´
Then Julie and Daryl started to beat us
You must not speak-a Spanish
Or from the hotel you´ll be banished
Well all the Spanish brothers
Began to wail and cry for theirmothers.

Is this the way to Rascafria?
You know I paid a lot to be here
Is this the way to Rascafria?
Where lovely people wait for me.

While Tonia played a game with Geli
Jefferyslept in front of the tele
H.J. taught us `Y'all come´
Fernando was in heaven and shot his little gun
Jose Louis and Lucas
Told us lots of very silly jokas
Susan said 'I didn't get it.'
Garywhispered softly, 'Babe just forget it.'

Is this the way to Rascafria?
You know I paid a lot to be here
Is this the way to Rascafria
Where lovely people wait for me.


Geri was a'Doll' to sing for us
Carlos always liked to prop the bar up
Jimmy thought his name was Harry
Laura had an argument with Gary
Miguel loves his Spanish Jamon
Ofelia went outside to get her 'fagon'
Every night we had a fiesta,
While Naz and Simon took a siesta...

Is this the way to Rascafria etc...

Tom was a devil at natural history
Lou's rhyming slang was a bit of a mysteryAna had to say 'I'm no dummy.'
Joy was a baby who'd lost his mummy.
Tonia, Maria and Cathy
Made little Lucas very happy
They were his beautiful ladies
I think he'd like to make somebabies.

Is this the way to Rascafria etc...

Well Pepe's onto serious topics
and Sally hasn't even gone to bed yet
We've learned so many verbs and phrasals
With idioms I'm up to my eyeballsI told the English speakers,
'My English has so many weaknesses,
I don't think that I can speak much.'
An hour later I still hadn't SHUT UP!

Is this the way to Rascafria? .......