how to frjeiwl

First, you must build a trap. It should be made of partially melted plastic forks, as that is his only weakness. But you need to disguise the forks as his favorite treat, which obviously is Nutella. So slather the trap in Nutella, and as he licks through it, his tongue will freeze. This will deprive him of the wonderful taste of Nutella. Hit him on the head with the letter 'X' from a Scrabbleset, as this will confuse him. Then, you must place him in a wooden raft and send him down the Mississippi River. This will lead him to the prison made specially for Nutella thieves. Adolf Hitler is clever, though. He will soon escape, and come back for revenge. At this point, you must sacrifice an unripened strawberry as a sign of surrender. When his back is turned, clap your hands 14 times. Thiswill summon the Lobster Warriors. They will snip the tip of his left earlobe off, and carry it away. They will proceed to make a clone of Hitler, and train him to fight. 3 weeks after the Lobster Warriors leave, Snap your fingers 12 times to bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the death, and the clone will win (clones *always* win). Bury them both in a mound of wetcement, preventing their escape. ind his weakness, his mother and or losing his mustache.
If you chose he mother follow these steps:
1. Find his mother make sure it is her or this will not work.
2. Get you mommy to talk to her because why not.
3.Tell your mom that he was being mean and stole your nutella
4. Your mom wanting a happy baby will get mad and go on a bloodthirsty talk withhis mother.
5.Hitler scared of being yelled at his mom after hearing this conversation will go into solitude.
6.Later he will try to come back to your house because of NUTELLA, that is when you notice he looks like Gollum.
7. Being an ugly little Gollum with a shrivelled mustache he will notice ugly people aren't accepted.
8. When this plan has aligned you must strike
9.Comfort him, then afew weeks later hand him a nice gun so he can go out in style, get a Colt
10.Lastly tell life isn't worth it and he will accept the cold hard facts and commit suicide

If you chose the mustache weakness:
1.Get your shark/octopus tank moved into your kitchen (under the floor)
2.Make sure the floor is retractable
3.Stay up for 48 hours so yo can get a psychotic look
4.Hide in theNutella cabinet with of course a shaver
5. When Hitler walks in you should hear him
6.When that cabinet opens retract the floor and watch your octopus capture him and give your octopus a high-five
7.Then have your shaver ready and while trapped retrieve the mustache.
8.Thus throw the mustache into the sharks mouth.
9.He will be in tears
10.Let him go
11.He will so broken down he will climbin to your shark to retrieve his mustache then he will never be heard from again.

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