Jerga Juvenil

Sherlock Holmes
Mr. Watson: I think I’m going to go to visit my friend and say he merry Christmas.----------------------------------------0---------------------------------------
Mr. Watson: you’re working on something? Shall I go?
S. Holmes: no. sit down and look at that interesting old hat over there.
Mr. Watson: why are you interested in that old hat? Is itsomething to do with a crime?
S. Holmes: not a crime no. the doorman of Baker Street Hotel found that hold hat in the street and with this a dead goose.
Mr. Watson: first it was a hat, and nowyou’re talking about goose! I don’t understand.
S. Holmes: what happens is that the hotel doorman found a hat and a goose thrown away after seeing a man that beat him. 
Mr. Watson: oh, and he foundsomething more here?
S. Holmes: yes, goose leg had a card with a dedication to Mrs. Henry Baker
Watson: well, I think we should review the hat
Holmes: Indeed, you know? I thinkits one big intellectual hat.
Watson: well, I think …
Peterson: Sherlock! I found something amazing in the goose...
Holmes: you found?
Peterson: inside was a diamond goose
Holmes: give me to see…
Peterson: take …
Holmes:this is not a diamond, is a blue carbuncle, and is invaluable!
Watson: Holmes looks, here comes something about a stolen carbuncle
Holmes: let me see… well, while we will put a notice about lostthings.

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* At the home of  Sherlock arrives Mr. Baker :

Mr. Baker: permission, this Sherlock?Holmes: yes, I’m here
Mr. Baker: I come to the notice of lost things.
Holmes: oh! Are here, the goose had a small problem but I'll give you one, don’t worry.
Mr. Baker: oh, grate, well I’m going…Holmes: wait! Before you go, I can ask you something?
Mr. Baker: of course, tell me
Holmes: Where you bought the goose?
Mr. Baker: I bought the goose Alpha Inn, a man named Mr. Windigate...