La Tumba

Hey, what's up.
You're new here.
Are you waiting for the professor?
Hm.. I think he's doing professor stuff.
Where'd you come from?
How long did it take to drive here?
My name's P.
Big P.
Itstands for *gasp* Did he go shopping today?
I wonder what he bought.
I asked him to buy some meat.
I don't know if he listened to me or not.
He usually buys me thing's I ask for, But then It justsucks worse when he doesn't.
Y'know?
We're out of ground beef.
We wouldn't have been if he didn't leave it out, and I wouldn't have eaten it all!
I really like cheese burgers.
Things cooked ingrease, y'know?
The professor kinda spoils me.
He's awesome like that.
He usually feeds me what ever I want, but then he calls me fat.
Yesterday we had freakin pizza.
I ate like half of it, butthen the professor checked the oven and got all pissed off.
Like I wasn't going to eat half of it when it was cooked anyway.
He gave me eat Ice cream too, and whole chicken breast, and he lets me eatat the table when we watch flavor of love together at nine.
We have all sorts of fun together.
HEY! How bout some food! *meow*
I said *meow*
Hey, I'm really hungry, and I was just telling him howawesome you were, too.
So what are you here for, anyway?
Are you like, a researcher, or something?
*gasp*NUTS!, he bought me nuts today!
Ooohh I want some now!
*gasp* Where's my nut cracker!
Nutcracker...nut cracker...nut cracker...
I mean, I can't actually use it, but he, but he can.
BACON NATION!!!!
1-700-891-7343!!!
1-700-891-7343!!!
BACON NATION!!!!
LOOK AT THIS JUICY GOODNESS!Come on man. PICK UP YOUR PHONE!
Cheese burgers gone wild, COED EDITION!
BUY ONE WITH YOUR CREDIT-CARD, get one free
AHH, Just look at the delicate folds..
meat and cheese!
Double stacked meat withhome style pepper jack
seven strips of bacon
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
DON'T YOU CARE?!
LOOK AT THIS BACON-LITIOUS PARADISE OF FOOD!
AH-HA *gasp* What are you doing?
what are you- hey- wha......