Rumania

Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at grandpa joe's
I kicked and screamed said please don't go (oh no)
Grandma take me home
Had to eat my dinner thereMashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat's too good
She said well don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what i did i killedmy toad
After dinner i had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched tv
I woke up in my mother's arms
I wanna be alone
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne toget the feeling right
We started makin' out and she took off my pants
But then, I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you whenyou're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Then later on, on thedrive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung upon me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrongwith me, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
That's about the time that she broke up with me (what's my age again?)
No one should take themselves soseriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me, I'll never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again...