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THE KILLER CANDY!
Meni meni yirs ago, a seven yir old gerl dresd as gost guent trik o triting wit jer best frend Panuncio. At midnaigt dey wuer tu teir jauses roning and itig, and suddenly estartdtu droun wit a liril candy dat shi it. Panuncio escard ran for jelp, bot wuen ji croses de estrit dident si dat coming and ais crim trok and ran over jim!. And dat wuas de guey dey daid dat naigt.
Tode next yir de Xochitl´s moder did dem a offering. Guen shi put de wuey, Xochitl culd si et
* XOCHITL: Pan! Luk it dat! Mai mom du it for os. Tiek a shawuer and lets gou.
* PANUNCIO: Ash! BotI tok a shawuer de last mont…lets gou!
De kids estartd tu wok and suddenly ….
* DIABLA: luk at dhous beginners, enyoing dem.
* BRUJA: incredebl dat ding has a frend.
* MOMIA: gue ar yugo so japy?
* XOCHITL: mai mom did os an ameizing ofering.
* PANUNCIO: fainaly I´ll it somding.!
* DIABLA: Ar yu lisen gays? Dey dik dat rily is for dem! Hahaha.
* PANUNCIO: Shur!.. ifnot for jum?
* BRUJA: dey rily don’t now, de trud is shi dosent biliv dat yu keim der, shi yost du it for tradishion.
* XOCHITL: laier! Shi now dat gui´ll go.
* MOMIA: yu si, in debigining dey du it bot leiter dey forget yu! Laik ol de deds!
* PANUNCIO: it is tru? Or yost envai os?
* DIABLA: hahahaha! Envay of yu? Guay?
* XOCHITL: bicos enybari rimember yu!
* BRUJA:yu dont now eniding! Evrybari rimember os evriyir!
* MOMIA: hahahaha! De kids trai to imitered os!
* DIABLA: oviusly! Bicos of dat yu ar ded!
* XOCHITL: jau ar yu now dat?
* BRUJA:bicos gui now evriding! Hahaha
* PANUNCIO: bot dat dosent marer!
* XOCHITL: get aguey! Gui guant to it!
* MOMIA: oh yeah! … guel…yu guil get der on or body ded.
* XOCHITL: dat guil biisi!
* MOMIA: shut up!
* PANUNCIO: liv jer aloun!
* BRUJA: peir of guiches! Bi kerful!
* DIABLA: yu gueit a lot for bi only bouns.
* XOCHITL: yur so dom!... eni guey gui jav to jelp...