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CHARACTERS:
George
Kate (George’s wife)
Sasha (George’s sister)
Morgue’s driver
Morgue’s owner
Morgue’s employee
Police officer
SCREENPLAY:
ACT 1 - IN KATE’S HOUSE
(Kate, George and Sasha are in the dining room)
Kate: How was the work, honey?
George: It was terrible, I’m tired!
Sasha: You many hours. Why don’t you quit and find another work?Kate: No! He can’t… we have to pay the mortgage of the house because if we don’t, we’re gonna lose it!
Sasha: Sorry, I didn’t know. (Looks at George) Are you okay?
Kate: George, you look very pale!
George: I’m very tired, that’s all. I just need to take a pill for my headache and get some sleep; and I’ll be fine.
Kate: Okay, honey.
(George stands up, opens a pill bottle, takes apill and passes out)
Kate: George, George!
(Sasha stands up and knees near George)
Sasha: Oh my Gosh!
Kate: (Slaps him) Don’t be funny, George!
(Kate slaps George again. Sasha checks his pulse and hears his heart beats)
Sasha: Kate, I think he’s dead.
Kate: Dead? It can’t be! Come on, wake up! (Slaps George again) You can’t do this to me! Please wake up!
Sasha: He’s notbreathing, he’s totally dead!
Kate: So, he can’t be partially dead?
Sasha: No! He’s TOTALLY dead! D-E-A-D. Dead.
Kate: (starts crying) what am I gonna do without you?
(Sasha stands up)
Sasha: I’m gonna call the morgue.
Kate: No! Call the doctor!
Sasha: What for? The doctor won’t resuscitate him. George is already in heaven!
Kate: George, I will always love you!
(Sashapicks up the phone and call the morgue)
Kate: What did they tell you?
Sasha: That they’ll be here in 5 minutes.
Kate: (says to George) you will never ever wear your favorite t-shirt again, you will never have another birthday cake, you will never play baseball, you will never drive your car again, you will never…
Sasha: Please, stop!
(Someone knocks the door, Sasha goes to open)Morgue’s employee: Is this 423 Mandela Street?
Sasha: Yes, it is
Morgue’s employee: We’re here to pick up the body
Sasha: Come in and follow me.
(The driver and the employee follow Sasha to the dining room. They knee near George)
Morgue’s employee: I have to check him (checks the pulse) No signals.
(Kate and Sasha cry louder)
(The employee covers the body with a sheet, puts himon a stretcher and leaves the scene)
ACT II – IN THE MORGUE
(George lays down on a steel table in the “Refrigeration Room”, with another two bodies. In another room the employee is using a computer and the driver is reading the paper news. George opens his eyes.)
George: Brrr. It’s so cold in here. Kate, please turn off the air conditioning, (waits a few minutes). Kate, didn’t you hearme? (Silence) Alright! I’ll do it. (Stands up and walks around the room) It’s very dark, I can’t see anything, I’m gonna turn on the lights. (looks for the switch but he doesn’t find it) Where’s the switch? (touches everything around him. Touch a man’s feet) What is this? I think it’s a feet, a very cold feet. But it’s not Kate’s; it’s someone else’s feet! Where am I? (Starts to scream) Kate!Kate!
Morgue’s employee: Did you hear something?
Morgue’s driver: No
(George keeps screaming and tries to open the door)
George: Help me! Help me!
Morgue’s driver: You’re right! I heard something!
Morgue’s employee: Shut up! Let me hear
(George keeps screaming)
George: Help me! Get me out of here!
Morgue’s driver: (Terrified) I think, I think it’s a ghost!
(Themorgue’s owner enter the scene)
Morgue’s owner: Why are you making so much noise?
Morgue’s driver: We’re not. It comes from the refrigeration room.
Morgue’s owner: That’s impossible!
(George keeps screaming)
Morgue’s driver: I told you! It’s a ghost!
Morgue’s employee: This place is haunted! Let’s get out of here!
Morgue’s owner: Wait! Maybe someone’s playing us a joke. I’m...
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