Trabajo de ingles parodia de romeoxjuliet

ROMEO AND JULIET
----: narradora ( N )
-------: juliet ( J )
-----: romeo ( R )
-----: guardia de juliet y sacerdote ( GS )
-----: mamá de juliet ( M )
-----: hermano de romeo y harry potter ( HH )

N: in a beautiful place with a name “i don´t know where” lived a lot of people but we don´t care about that. This story is about the true love between Romeo and Juliet, some day Juliet waswashing the dishes and Romeo doing his brother´s homeworks.
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J: hey mom! I don´t know why do i have to wash the dishes, i hate it, why don´t you put the house cleaner to do this??
M: no, you have to do it i´m your mom and you have to obbey me. If you want that birthday party you have to leave the house clean.
J: whatever you say, i´m washing the dishes.

N: in the othercorner of the street a Romeo was doing what i allready said.

R: i don´t know why i´m doing your homework, i don´t even do mine and now i´m going to do yours.
HH: i don´t care, you just do it or if not...
R: if not what?? I don´t believe in this words.
HH: MOM...
R:hey, hey... don´t do that, i´ll do your homework.
HH: jajajaja, thanks, i love you.
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N: one week laterstart the party at Juliet´s house and Romeo decide to go.
R: i´m going to the party, humm smell my perfum, i look great, handsome.
(in the other scene)
J: i hope to know a wonderful person!!! I need a better life with someone romantic.
( at the party)
R: hey what´s up??
GS: wait, wait, wait where are you going?
R: to the party, why??
GS: who are you?? What´s your name?
R: i´m romeo
GS:man... your not in the list
R: i´m not in the... what list?? There is no list
GS: yes, here i have it.
R: ohh yes, look there i am.
GS: where?
R: there.
GS: where?
R: look at my finer, there.
GS: ehmm, i don´t think so, are you Ruan Orubin Mancracio Eojenes Orincles??
R: yeah that´s me.
GS: but you told me your name is Romeo.
R: yes, the inicials of my name form ROMEO.
GS: sorry but idon´t believe you.

N:while they were fighting, harry arrives to the party...
HH: sorry man you´re in my way, ja who you think you are?
GS: what is your name??
HH: harry potter
GS: here you are, come in.
R: what?? You let him come in and i still here.
GS: he is in the list and you... you are not even famous.
R: yeah whatever hey look! A fight over there.
( romeo goes inside the party)GS: what are you doing? Come here now. (lo esta persiguiendo)
R: no, i want to be in this party. ( Se tropieza en frente de juliet)
J: who are you??
R: the man of your dreams
J: jajajaja, yeah right i would never fall in love with a man so...(se da cuenta q es lindo) handsome, but but but NO, i would never fall in love with a man like you, not even if you are handsome.
R: WHAT?? a man like me?And... (Coqueteando) how is a man like me??
J: i don´t know ... a man like you. YOU, man you are freaking me out. ( me voy corriendo)
R: JA, she doen´t know that she is going to be my wife, i don´t care if she is crazy or what.
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M: Juliet, where were you yesterday??Your next husband was waiting for you.
J: what? What husband?? Haaa mom i told you not to do that.
M:but.. Baby you have to get married, ´cause you’re getting older and ugly.
N: but the thing that her mother didn´t know is that... OMG she have a lover.
J: mother, i have to tell you something, i have a lover.
( se desmaya y aparece carolina)
GS: what´s up? What happen with your mother?
J: she doesn´t care, i need to go somewhere.
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N: while Juliet did all possible toobtein her objetive, Romeo was going to the cinema with his brother and their friends.

R: why am i doing this? What am i? Your nanny or what?
HH: you have to do it i dont care if you want or not. You don´t have any choise and actually it´s not my problem of you wants or not...
R: i know that. I just don´t understand why do i have to do it.
( se va hh y llega Juliet)
J: finally i find...