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Apparently, I helped inspire this. Sorry. Hipster Shore

Ifeel like this commercial has digestive undertones, and that makes me uneasy. (Also, I dated a guy with that haircut.) Listen To Your Gut

Yeah, this is pretty much the only way you’re gonna get ahipster to marry you. He’s gay, she’s straight… and they married for art

This guy wrote a song suite with “anti-hipster undertones.” I didn’t listen because I’m only into overtones now. The Wings ofFire Orchestra

Anyone with a hipster boyfriend wouldn’t be a fan of soap on Facebook. Come to think of it, who the fuck is a fan of soap on Facebook?Dude, I was at Lady Jay’s with Micaela the othernight and this twee-ass country song came on and she got all nostalgic, did you remember she’s from Georgia? I know, me neither, no accent, but she got all fucking starry-eyed and started asking if Iknew this song and that song by Kenny Chesney and Tim McGraw and Travis Tit or whoever the fuck and like, singing them by herself in the bar, right? And then last night we all had dinner at Sonja an’Stumper’s place and she got drunk and insisted on like playing us all these fucking terrible music videos. Dude, have you ever watched a contemporary country-western music video? They’re likesix-minute-long green-screen packed odes to ugly-ass Trixies with visibly hard nipples and assholes in bootcut jeans and long bleach-blond man-manes.

Dude, I was at Lady Jay’s with Micaela the other nightand this twee-ass country song came on and she got all nostalgic, did you remember she’s from Georgia? I know, me neither, no accent, but she got all fucking starry-eyed and started asking if I knewthis song and that song by Kenny Chesney and Tim McGraw and Travis Tit or whoever the fuck and like, singing them by herself in the bar, right? And then last night we all had dinner at Sonja an’...