You Don't Mess With The Zohan

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

is a 2008 American comedy film. The film is about Zohan Dvir, an Israeli counter-terrorist army commando who fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream ofbecoming a hairstylist in New York City.

The Plot

Zohan Dvir is a superhuman Israeli counter terrorist, he has become bored and sickened by the constant fighting, secretly dreaming of moving to theUSA and becoming a hairdresser. Zohan goes on a mission to stop a Palestinian terrorist group chasing, Fatoush "the Phantom" Hakbarah. During the pursuit he fakes his own death, and smuggles himselfonto a flight to New York City, cutting his own hair and takes the alias "Scrappy Coco" Meanwhile the Phantom becomes incredibly rich and famous for supposedly killing Zohan, gaining his own fast foodbusiness.
Initially unsuccessful in getting hired at several salons, Zohan's military expertise earns him a new friend, Michael, who gives him a place to stay. Zohan encounters a fellow Israeli namedOori at a disco; he recognizes Zohan but agrees to keep his identity a secret. Oori takes him to a block in lower Manhattan filled with Middle Eastern Americans, who are split between a Palestinianside and an Israeli side of the street. Zohan attempts to land a job in a struggling salon of a Palestinian woman named Dalia, she allows him to be a stylist after he pleases a senior lady with asatisfactory haircut and back room sexual service, Dalia's business booms, upsetting Grant Walbridge, a corporate magnate who has been trying to can build a mall in the block.
Zohan is identified by aPalestinian cab driver named Salim, who bears a grudge against Zohan for taking his goat away. but he is forced after a failed bomb attempt to contact Phantom. Meanwhile, Zohan realizes that he has fallenin love with Dalia, before meeting Dalia. Dalia rejects Zohan after he reveals he was formerly an Israeli counter-terrorist operative. Zohan decides to leave Dalia and confront Phantom in a...