Cosas Que No Sabias

DUNK YOUR BISCUIT HORIZONTALLY
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First published by Uitgeverij Podium, NL in 2007 as KIJK NIET NAAR MOOIE
VROUWEN (ALS JE NOG MOET NADENKEN)
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Contents
Suck Up to Your Boss
Ten Tips for the Office.............................................................5
While Cycling, Wear a Wig, Not a Helmet
Nine Tips for on theRoad.....................................................21
Drink Beer (and Save the Environment)
Six Tips for a Night Out.........................................................37
Talk About Hooligans (and Win Trivial Pursuit)
Seven Tips for your Spare Time.............................................47
First Kiss? Tilt Your Head to the Right
Fourteen Tips for a Better LoveLife........................................59
Brush Your Teeth (and Reduce the Risk of a Heart Attack)
Six Tips for a Healthy Body....................................................79
Spread Lemon Scent (and Everybody Will Start Cleaning)
Four Tips for in and Around the House................................89

Dunk Your Biscuit Horizontally, Not Vertically
Twelve Tips for Eating andDrinking.....................................97
Think About Weight Lifting (and Get in Shape)
Six Tips for Sports Fans.......................................................115
Don’t Look at Beautiful Women (If You Still Have Thinking to Do)
Five Tips for Small and Large Purchases.............................125
Ask For a Rectal Massage (and Get Rid of Those Hiccups)
Thirteen Tips to Overcome Pain and OtherDiscomforts.....135
Wash Your Hands (Cleanse Your Soul)
Five Tips to Get Rid of Your Traumas and Other Psychological
Problems..............................................................................155
Vicious Dog? Don’t Trust the Owner
Nine Tips That Are Certainly Useful, But Did Not Fit into the
Other Chapters.....................................................................165

SuckUp to Your Bo‹
Ten Tips for the Oqice

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Dunk Your Biscuit Horizonta}y

1.
Don’t Send Group Emails
Got an urgent question? Send it to ten people simultaneously!
That way you increase your chances of a speedy reply. But
is that really true? Researchers from the Israel Institute of
Technology in Haifa invented a nice girl: Sarah Feldman.
They set up a free email address for her onYahoo! and let
her send a message with the subject matter ‘Please help’ to
various university employees. Her question was simple: has
the university also got a biology department? Every recipient
should have been able to answer this question: yes there is.
Some emails Sarah sent to five recipients simultaneously,
others she sent to an individual.
The result? Of the recipients of the group...