El Cazaba Halcones

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
If you think nobody cares ifyou're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. 22043035831
55 Never get into fights with ugly people,they have nothing to lose. 21833014831
56 It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end. 21702936766
57 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 2164283567158 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. 21422794652
59 He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.20232776753
62 Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. 19522523571
63 My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. 19462601655
64Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 19092429520
65 When in doubt, mumble. 18912734843
66 I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devouredby a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. 188828931005
67 I intend to live forever. So far, so good. 18672671804
68 Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. 1836253469869 A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." 18182633815
70 Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry aboutnever happen. 18152512697
71 Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 178927931004
72 My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay,you're ugly too. 17822720938
73 Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. 17632459696
74 Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. 172728701143
75 I don't...