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Si : Reports are coming in all over town. Pussycats are going missing by the thousands!
H : Oh, no! What a catastrophe! Or should I say, CAT-astrophe? Ooh! -No, you shouldn't. -[FALSETTO] Okay.
Lou : We just need to get out there and help people find their pussycats.
Si :It may not be as simple as that. We have reason to believe Lord Faptaguise isbehind this.
[ALL] Lord Faptaguise?
Liam: But we defeated him in the Battle of Zindalor.
Si : Well, he's back! And we all know how much Lord Faptaguise hates pussycats.
H : So the pussycats didn't just go missing; they've been kidnapped! Or, should I say, CAT-napped? C-cat—catnipped.. yeah?
Lou : Ooh! -No. [FALSETTO] Sorry.
Lou: So, where is Lord Faptaguise?
Si: His dreaded tank fortress,the Wrath-o-Sphere has been spotted on the outskirts of town...
H: Mmm... skirts...
Si: .heading East.
Liam : Toward the Dimensional Gate.
Si : Yes! We must act swiftly! If the Wrath-o-Sphere escapes to another dimension with the pussycats on board, we will never see them again.
Lou: So, what's the plan?
Si : Liam, Niall and Zayn: you three must infiltrate the Wrath-o-Sphere and find yourway to the Control Room.
It no doubt will be heavily guarded, by guards.
Niall and Zayn, you must eliminate them, allowing Liam to gain access to the Control Room.
Niall : Easy! – Zayn: Piece of pudding! – Harry : What?
Si: Liam, once inside the Control Room, you must hack into the Security Terminal,and open the prison cell doors.
Liam : Hey! I'm on it like Donkey Konit.
Harry: What? No,wait. What?
Hrry: Just open the cell doors? But who's going to round up all the pussycats and get them out of there?
Si: Yes, all the pussies. That's where you come in, Harry.
Harry : You're telling me.
Si: You must go deep into the Marmitian Swamp,and seek the help of an old knight named Paul.
He will teach you the ancient art of retrieving pussycats.
Harry:I don't need help. I can do italone.
Si: No you can't, Harry. That's why you and Louis …will seek out Sir Paul together ..Only with teamwork, can you save all the pussycats— including your own!
Haryy : Oh no, Molly! Did they get Molly?
LOU: I thought his name was Dusty?
HARRY: Depends which website you read. ```^^Molly? gasp NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ooooooooooooooooooooo.
LOU: Nice!
HARRY: Thanks, but Faptaguise, he stole mypussycat! Now, it's personal Or, should I say, pussy-nal? Oof! [FALSETTO] My balls!
LIAM: Phew, we made it inside the Wrath-o-Sphere! Now to make our way to the control room.
ZAYN: This place is a maze. How are we going to find it?
LIAM: Easy, just follow the pipes along the ceiling.
NIALL: Duh, it's like you've never been inside a Wrath-o-Sphere before!
ZAYN: Nerds.
LOUI: Right, the old knightlives in solitude deep within this swamp.
HARRY: He lives alone? So that makes him... a stag-knight!
LOU: That's your worst one yet.
HARRY;: Oof! -Now come along! [FALSETTO] We've been— [NORMAL VOICE] ahem, we've been walking for ages.
Are you sure we're going in the right direction?
LOUIS: Well, we're following the map!
HARRY: I think we're going the wrong way.
LOU: What, do you think Ican't read maps?
HARRY: That, or you're holding it wrong.
LOU: What, with my hands? That's how most humans hold things. But I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.
HARRY: What, are you saying I'm not human?
LOU: I don't know, why don't you ask your four nipples what they think? Maybe those will give you a clue.
HARRY: That's it, I'm going this direction.
LOU: Harry, come back! We can'tgo in two directions. We have to go in one direction.
HARR : Not anymore, I can save the pussycats myself.I don't need some old knight to help me, and I certainly don't need u!
Fine. (x12)
LoOU:Fine. You tetra-titted tosser.
ZAYN: Whoa, those guards look dangerous. I'm not so sure we can take 'em out.
LIAM: Maybe you and Niall can distract them, you know, like, dress up as hot girls or...