Poppoooo

(Leidy) CHESHIRE CAT
Coming?* .
(Soledad) THE DORMOUSE
PRONUNCIACIÓN: What ar you duin?
(Zara) THE HARE
Hey. Watch it!*
Okay. Okay all right.*
(Erika) MAD HATTER
It’s you. *
(Soledad) THEDORMOUSE
No, it’s not. McTwisp brought us the wrong Alice.
(Erika) MAD HATTER
It’s absolutely Alice. You’re absolutely Alice!
I’d know you anywhere.
I’d know her anywhere.
He takes her handand pulls her back over the top of the table. She tries not to step on any teacups. He plunks her down in the chair next to his.
(Erika) MAD HATTER
Well, as you can see we’re still having tea.
It’sall because I was obliged to kill Time waiting for your return.
You’re terribly late, you know... naughty.
Well anyway, time became quite offended and stopped altogether.
Not a tick ever since.(Andrea) ALICE
Time can be funny in dreams.
(Erika) MAD HATTER
Yes yes, of course. But now you are back, you see, and we need to get on to the Frabjous day.
(Soledad/Zara) THE DORMOUSE/THE HAREFrabjous day!
(Erika) MAD HATTER
I’m investigating things that begin with the letter M.
Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!
(Andrea) ALICESorry?
(Leidy) CHESHIRE CAT
“Down with the Bloody Big Head”.
Bloody Big Head being the Red Queen.
(Soledad) THE DORMOUSE
It’s a secret language used by us...
the Underland Underground Resistance!(Erika) MAD HATTER
Come, come. We simply must commence with the slaying and such...
Therefore, it’s high time for Time to forgive and forget. Or forget and forgive, whichever comes first. Or, isin any case, most convenient. I’m waiting. *
(Zara) MARCH HARE
It’s ticking again!
(Leidy) CHESIRE CAT
All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea.
(Erika) MAD HATTER
The entireworld is falling to ruin and poor Chessur’s off his tea.

(Leidy) CHESIRE CAT
What happened that day was not my fault!
(Zara) THE HARE
Oh dear…
(Erika) MAD HATTER
You ran out on them to save your...