Entrevista

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Interview
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A Werewolf

AW: Anonymous Werewolf
IW: Interviewer

IW: Where dowerewolves come from?

AW; I'm glad that we're doing this because I think there's a lot not known about werewolves. People just think they're the dude walking down the alley and they go, “Oh my God, it'sa werewolf”, and they run away. And they don't really know anything about us. I mean, yes we are going to kill you - that's given, but there is a lot more of us. For instance, did you know that we arehalf Dutch? No, people don't know that. So originally, 150 years ago, I don't really necessarily know my personal ancestry, I think I'm Dutch, and maybe a little bit of Polish - I'm not sure. But myfather's father was actually a Dutch man. And so he just made fantastic chocolate.

IW: How does one become a werewolf?

AW: This is an age-old secret, and I don't know if you want me to actuallybite someone and film that, or if you just want me to just tell you. I'll just tell you. What happens is, a werewolf, male or female, bites a human, male or female, and then what ends up happening isa transformation, a "metamorphosis" is what we like to call it, where the body takes on a wolf-like form. Hair starts to grow, ears start to grow, fangs start to grow, and your sense of power startsto grow. And with it your ego. 'Because your ego starts to grow, you're just massive, you're far beyond any menial, small little human you could ever imagine. You're now this wonderful, powerful bigwolf, and you've got all this control.

IW: Do werewolves eat people.

AW: That's your question? do you drink water? I mean yes, a werewolf eats people, you know that's what we were bred to do,that's why we're on this earth. I could eat you right now. I'm not going to. You look kind of scrawny, you don't really seem to work out, but the boom guy behind you - the point is I can eat whoever I...