Alicia

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GLOSSARY OF TERMS

1. Bandersnatch- a creature under the control of the Red Queen
2.

Brillig - 4 o'clock in the afternoon the time you begin broiling things for dinner

3. Crims -

the central land of Underland

4. Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid - "Down with the Red Queen" the slogan of the Resistance
5.

eze] -

high,

go up

6. fairfarren - farewell, fair skies"

"Mayyou travel far under

7. Frabjous day - the day Alice slays the Jabberwocky and frees Underland from the oppression of the Red Queen 8. frumious -

filthy

with a very bad smell

9. Futterwacken - a dance of unbridled joy
10. ga]]ymoggers 11. Gribling -

crazy

the day Alice will return to Underland
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12. gudd]er's scut

thief's

ass

13. Gummer Slough - a dangerous swamp ofthick viscous mud 14. Horunvendush Day - the day the Red Queen took control
of tJnderland

15. Jabberwocky-a deadly creature, the Red Queen's ultimate weapon 16. Jubjub Bird- a flying creature under the control of the Red Queen
17. kiotchyn - heads up, pay attention 18. naught for usa] 19. noge - go low down 20. nunz —

it's
not

no use trying

don't

go -

now.

21. Oraculum- aCalender of all the days of tlnderland, each day having its own title and illustration.

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22. orgal

-

to

the left

23. Outlands- an untamed land to the west of Witzend
24. Outlandish - an old language spoken only in the Outlands adopted by the tinderland underground resistance as a secret code in the revolution against the Red Queen.
25. Pishsalver -

potion

that makes oneshrink

26. Queast - a land to the east, but not in the least 27. Quillian -

the following day after Alice returns

28. saganistute — a wise person of poetry and vision
29. Salazen Grum - a port city where the Red Queen lives
30. shukrn —

excrement

31. sloth 32. stang -

slowly
self-centered

33.

right slurvish - selfish,
southern

34. Snud -

tlnderland

35. TulgeyWood- a thick wood where Alice meets the Jabberwocky
36. Underland - the real name for the place Alice calls Wonderland 37. Upelkuchen — cake that makes one grow
38.

slurking urpal slackush scrum — of the most foul meaning.

dirty

words

39.

Witzend- a western land where the Mad Hatter and March Hare were born.
yadder in Snud.
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40.

far

away - way yadder beyong theCrossling
you!

41. zounder

behind

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Sizes of Alice under the Influence of Pishsalver and
tJpelkuchen

Tiny Alice -

three

inches high

Small Alice — two feet high Big Alice —

seven feet high

CAST OF CHARACTERS
LONDON

ALICE KINGSLEY

briefly known as UUM from UMBRAGE ALICE'S MOTHER ALICE'S SISTER

HELEN KINGSLEY

MARGARET MANCHESTER

FAITH AND FIONA CHATAWAYCHATTY SISTERS AUNT IMOGENE
HAMISH ASCOT LADY ASCOT LORD ASCOT A SPINSTER A YOUNG LORD

HAMISH'S MOTHER HAMISH'S FATHER
UNDERLAND

NIVENS McTWISP
UILLEAM

THE WHITE RABBIT
THE DODO

MALLYMKUN OMAQUE UMPQUA TWEEDLDEE TWEEDLEDUM TARRANT HIGHTOPP

THE DORMOUSE
THE PLATYPUS
TWIN BOYS

THE MAD HATTER
THE MARCH HARE THE CATERPILLAR THE BLOODHOUND
HIS WIFE

THACKERY EARWICKET
ABSOLEMBAYARD HAMAR
BIELLE HAMAR

MIRANA OF MARMOREAL

THE WHITE QUEEN THE RED QUEEN THE KNAVE OF HEARTS

IRACEBETH OF CRIMS
ILOSOVIC STAYN

THE RED QUEEN'S COURTIERS
THE RED KNIGHTS

THE RED QUEEN'S CREATURES THE JABBERWOCKY
THE JUBJUB BIRD

THE BANDERSNATCH AND OTHER DENIZENS

Plus, various FOOTFROGS, FISH BUTLERS, HEDGEHOGS, FLAMINGOS, MONKEYS, GUINEA PIGS, DUCKS and other Castlestaff

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ALICE

screenplay by Linda Woolverton

inspired by ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND
and

THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS by Lewis Carroll

First Draft Feb. 23, 2007

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FADE

IN:

fast into an endless abyss with fleeting surreal images: a lush but off-kilter landscape, strange misshapen...