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Andrew: Hi everyone, today we’re going to have an interview with the shadow of Gotham, the worst villain of all times, ladies and gentlemen: The jokerMathew: hahaha, hello everyone, are you ready for the high quality party?
Andrew: yes we are Mr. Joker, please have a seat
Andrew: so I will ask you some questions,so all the fans can hear your answers, ok?
Mathew: Hells yes you little mullet, why don’t we put a big smile on that face?
Andrew: haha ok Mr. Joker I want to knowwhat would you do if you hadn't become into a criminal? .
Mathew: well, I would have made an institute called: childhood obesity help center hahahaha get it?hahahaha, maybe my friend albert the pedo would have helped me with that.
Andrew: ok… so next question, we all know you’re making headlines with all your crimes, aren’t you?Mathew: damn right, I am
Andrew: and what about batman? What if he had killed you in your last battle?
Mathew: that’s a good one my little cockroach, If he hadkilled me, I couldn’t have been in this interview, you moron hahahahaha, why so serious?
Andrew: Mr. joker please you need to relax, can you?
Mathew: yes ¡¡¡ I can,but first do you want to know how I got these scars?
Andrew: it was acne, wasn’t it?
Mathew: yeah
Andrew: Mr. Joker last question. What would have happened if youhad gotten all the money in your last bank robbery?
Mathew: I would have bought a lot of candies, all the candies in the world so every child in the world would havestarved hahahahahahahahaha
Andrew: Mr. Joker it was a pleasure having you here, all of you have a nice day
Mathew: ok my little faggot, time to die hahahahaha