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Good afternoon'' losers we broadcast from the city where everything happens'' come to inform them about new events in this city recently.
At dawn today a group of young fools and drunks have decidedto make a strong protest because of the lack of alcohol and lack of attractive women on offer in the nightclubs, which resulted in confrontations with local owners and authorities , the consequenceswere terrible and brought wounded. Had local state in the pretty women had not passed these confrontations
  Because of this the owners of night clubs have decided to make a rule that says'' Do notallow entry to women ugly or fat, and it was established that for every 4 attractive women 1 man enters, is essential for ensuring that not that many men in a room, and also said it would improve thedrinks on offer to so have a good note.
In events in the early hours of today in the Pantanal'' coast'' was hit by a tsunami occurred at exactly at 3:58 with 30 seconds which resulted in the deaths of300 people and the loss of many homes by of the population if they had been more cautious had not killed so many people let's take a minute of silence at each of the people killed in this tragedy.... NAAH's a long time and I have to go I'm late.
In other news a monkey has escaped from the zoo in Springfield and stopped at the College Ludo and has been passed by the name of Wilfrex, which hasled the authorities involved in the school if the safety of the zoo was not good the monkey had escaped.
Then come back with more news after this break.

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